This is a place. Where I tell you how awesome I am; But I'm not that awesome, in fact, I'm pretty average. I could also tell you what my hobbies are; But I doubt any one wants to know that I alphabetise the tins in the cupboards when I'm bored, or eat what is in them. Or that I dick about painting mugs for friends. I don't know, that's just me. Critical, average, unfunny-but totally finds myself hilarious, imperfect me.