90 Achievements
"Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch" Die from falling damage.
397 achievers
101st Airborne Jump off a cliff and save yourself by teleporting.
97 achievers
88mph Get thrown back in time by Vlad.
153 achievers
A Bridge too Near Defeat the second Guardian
10 achievers
Amarth Faeg! Defeat the third Guardian
9 achievers
An eye for an eye Defeat Behold, the watcher
490 achievers
Bad Taste Overkill 1000 enemies.
44 achievers
Banisher of horrors Vanquish 1000 creatures of the Cthulhu mytos.
5 achievers
Basic Element Use all basic elements at least once.
526 achievers
Being the Tide Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard on hard difficulty.
4 achievers
Better you than me Be invisible while one other player dies.
46 achievers
Blue… No Yelloooow! Have a hard time settling on a color.
161 achievers
Breezed through Complete Chapter 1 in one sitting without dying.
7 achievers
City tour guide Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on hard difficulty.
3 achievers
Cooking by the book Cast a Magick successfully.
525 achievers
Deep Impact Kill 5 enemies with a single Earth projectile.
71 achievers
Don't fear the reaper Defeat Death.
104 achievers
Don't mach such a mess Defeat the Wurstmacher without destroying any spinning saws.
5 achievers
Dragon "Slayer" Defeat Fafnir.
83 achievers
Driven mad Complete Chapter 3 in one sitting without dying.
7 achievers
Enduring the Tide Survive the entire onslaught at the end of Courtyard.
5 achievers
Fhtagn once more! Put great Cthulhu to sleep once more.
17 achievers
Finders keepers Steal your friends equipment after he has died.
188 achievers
First Blood Kill one enemy using the M60.
329 achievers
Friendship is Magicka Find all the elven horses
7 achievers
From whence you came... Get sucked into the portal to R'lyeh
29 achievers
Good Company Accomplish all objectives in the Vietnam rescue mission
11 achievers
Handling the frustration Complete Chapter 2 in one sitting without dying.
6 achievers
Hey, mach-arena! Finish the chapter on hard difficulty without any player dying.
4 achievers
Houdini Break free from entanglement without using spells or magicks.
452 achievers
Hurt me plenty Find and leave the brazier of Bizzlebob aflame.
5 achievers
I call it a Hawking Hole Make 50 enemies get sucked into the same Vortex.
23 achievers
I don't believe in Orcs Get to the Old Library without killing any Orcs.
7 achievers
I don't believe in Trolls Finish the bankrobbery encounter with all trolls still alive
3 achievers
I put on my robe and wizard hat Aquire all Magicks in adventure mode.
24 achievers
I think Magicka is a pretty cool guy Defeat Assatur.
78 achievers
I'm the wizard king, I can do anything! Create a spell that contains 5 different elements.
141 achievers
Ice Age It's what killed the dinosaurs. Smash 100 frozen creatures to bits.
78 achievers
IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZER!!!! Successfully cross two beams into a more powerful one.
356 achievers
Interred with the Vampire Finish The Other Side of the Coin
7 achievers
Is that the wurst you can do? Defeat the Wurstmacher.
7 achievers
It's over nine thousand!!!! Deal over 9000 damage to one enemy.
347 achievers
It's raining (beast)men Gib 5 beastmen in 5 seconds.
27 achievers
Just a breeze of blue cheese Finish the chapter without any player dying.
4 achievers
182 achievers
Khan't we all just get along? Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on hard difficulty.
3 achievers
Killing your friends, you're doing it wrong Heal a total of 100 000 hit points.
261 achievers
King's Quest Find all the moose.
10 achievers
Lead farmer Kill 1000 enemies using firearms
20 achievers
Let Me In Enter the house of Elwenhús
19 achievers
Let off some steam Create a spell containing Steam.
468 achievers
Mission improbable Complete Adventure in less than 4 hours.
12 achievers
More like the Aristocats Defeat the Aristocrats.
129 achievers
MU-MU-MU-MULTIKILL! Kill 20 enemies with one spell or magick.
62 achievers
Never cross the beams Cross opposite beams so that at least someone dies from it.
199 achievers
No more trolling Defeat Ygg.
467 achievers
No Power = No Responsibility Defeat Parker.
32 achievers
Not what they signed up for Disrupt the service of 37 minions by the means of spinning saws.
4 achievers
Nothing but a man, who can never fail Win 20 versus matches in a row
6 achievers
OMG! They killed Yellow! Die with yellow robes.
129 achievers
One in a million? Get struck by a thunderbolt and survive.
206 achievers
Play it again, Vlad Defeat Vlad.
112 achievers
RPG much? Complete all side quests in the game.
405 achievers
Saved by the king Defeat the Warlock and Machine.
229 achievers
Seven day cruise Play one game per day on the Lonely Island Cruise for seven consecutive days.
6 achievers
Sherlock Holmes Find all secret areas in the game.
9 achievers
Solid Snake Defeat Jormungandr.
360 achievers
State Alchemist Create a spell that contains at least 3 different elements.
534 achievers
Street smart Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles without any player dying on normal difficulty.
3 achievers
Stuff of legends Defeat Fafnir by striking him with Gram.
9 achievers
Swedish Summer Achievement Experience Rain and/or Blizzard 20 times during one Versus match to unlock a much needed treat.
39 achievers
Tenderized! Finish the chapter on hard difficulty.
5 achievers
That was a fairy fight Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Champion last.
4 achievers
The clone wars Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Magician last.
4 achievers
The Crusader Breakings Defeat the first Guardian
15 achievers
The Enchanter Imbue your weapon with a spell.
421 achievers
The others were dwarfed by you Defeat the adventurers in Dungeons & Gargoyles by defeating the Assassin last.
3 achievers
The perfect storm All players survived a thunderstorm.
68 achievers
The postwizard Read the entire letter from Meach in Dungeons & Gargoyles.
3 achievers
There can be only one Kill MacLeod.
115 achievers
There is no goat level Defeat Jotunn.
275 achievers
This is Magicka! Push the soldier in battlefield down the hole.
134 achievers
Too fancy for fireballs? Complete one level using only magicks.
12 achievers
Ultra-Violence Find and leave the radio of Bizzlepop in Dungeons & Gargoyles on.
3 achievers
Vanilla Ice Create a spell containing only Ice.
438 achievers
We are the champions Survive all waves of a challenge.
26 achievers
Wingardium Leviosa Push someone off a cliff.
242 achievers
Wiped Out Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles on normal difficulty.
4 achievers
2 Achievements Remaining To Be Unlocked
I brought a knife to a Fire fight Finish Dungeons & Gargoyles carrying the Wurstmesser.
The Crusader Breakings Defeat the first Guardian