62 Achievements
A Good Dam Fight Defeat the Battlelord on the Hoover Dam
34 achievers
Air-Duke Win air hockey with a score of 7-0 in the strip club
19 achievers
Annihilation Kill 100 aliens
69 achievers
Another Piece of Cake Beat the DLC campaign on Easy Difficulty
5 achievers
Balls of Steel Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score in SP
8 achievers
Baron von Nukem Shoot down 20 alien fighters
51 achievers
Beating the One-Eyed Worm Defeat the Energy Leech
29 achievers
Big Guns, Big Ships Blow up 5 enemy gunships or dropships
58 achievers
Bloody Red Rover Kill 30 enemies with the moon rover
6 achievers
Bubble Buster Kill 10 expanded enemies with melee attacks
2 achievers
Bucket Head Find all 3 helmets in the SP campaign
6 achievers
Call Waiting Listen to all phone messages
3 achievers
Come Get a Little More Beat the DLC campaign on Hard Difficulty
2 achievers
Come Get Some Complete the SP campaign on Hard Difficulty
3 achievers
Companion Barrel Unlock the secret closet at the end of the Forkstop
12 achievers
Damn, I'm Good Complete the SP campaign on Insane Difficulty
1 achiever
Damn, I'm REALLY Good Beat the DLC campaign on Expert Difficulty
1 achiever
Dead Useful Kill 10 aliens with environmental explosives
46 achievers
Drawrings Doodle something on the whiteboard in SP
89 achievers
Duke Angry, Duke Smash! Kill 15 aliens with melee attacks while on steroids
22 achievers
Extermination Kill 50 aliens
78 achievers
Flagon of Chuckles Drink a beer in SP
85 achievers
Fork the Pork Kill 6 aliens with the forklift
29 achievers
Freeze Well! Kill 15 frozen aliens
14 achievers
Full Body Tourettes Get knocked down 10 times
31 achievers
Gunslinger Carry the gold pistol through the whole SP campaign
9 achievers
He's Got a Hologram! Use a Holoduke in SP
39 achievers
Heart to Heart Finish Doctor Proton
8 achievers
Hedonist, not Misogynist Discover and reject the video game that lets you slap women
5 achievers
Hippy-Stomper Foot stomp 12 aliens
32 achievers
I Am All That Is Man Discover all ego cap rewards
6 achievers
I Am All That Is Man - Again! Discover all Ego cap rewards in the DLC campaign
2 achievers
I Need a Date Look at every page of a calendar in SP
17 achievers
I Need a Towel Get hit by 10 Pregnator bombs
32 achievers
Judge, Jury, Executioner Execute 20 aliens
31 achievers
Juiced Take steroids in SP
74 achievers
Let's Rock Complete the SP campaign on Normal Difficulty
21 achievers
Let's Rock Out Beat the DLC campaign on Normal Difficulty
4 achievers
Lots of Whacking Win a game of Alien Abortion in the strip club
35 achievers
Natural Disaster 3x Kill 3 aliens at once
64 achievers
Nobody Likes a Whiner Knock out the talent at the talk show
84 achievers
Noms Eat 10 pieces of food during the SP campaign
45 achievers
Not Bad for a Human Defeat the Alien Queen
44 achievers
Nuclear Devastation Kill 250 aliens
53 achievers
Octacide Defeat the Octaking
30 achievers
On the Noggin' Kill 30 aliens with headshots
43 achievers
One-Eyed Freak Defeat the Cycloid
91 achievers
Party Animal Drink all of the beers in the strip club
12 achievers
Passive Aggressive Let 20 enemies die by someone else's hand
3 achievers
Pescaphobe Kill all of the catfish in the underwater level
3 achievers
Piece of Cake Complete the SP campaign on Easy Difficulty
26 achievers
Pit Champion Defeat the Battlelord in Las Vegas
59 achievers
Road Rage Kill 15 aliens with the monster truck
39 achievers
Scientits Earn a 1,000,000 pinball score on the Scientits pinball machine
2 achievers
Special Thanks Watch the credits all the way through
20 achievers
Sticky Bomb Like You! Put a Trip Mine on a live alien
30 achievers
Substance Abuser Drink beer while on steroids or vice-versa in SP
30 achievers
Sunday, Black Sunday Shoot down the blimp above the stadium
24 achievers
Threesome Kill 3 enemies within 3 seconds with the Impregnader
6 achievers
Tosser... in the Literal Sense Kill 10 aliens with tossed objects
19 achievers
Trapper Kill 10 aliens with Trip Mines
11 achievers
Turd Burglar Find and steal a piece of poo
52 achievers