AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! - A Reckless Disregard for Gravity

7 Achievements
Air. Wind. Sun. Pain. I Am All of This, and Your Mom Makes a Fine Pasta Dinner. Complete the Summer Sun level from the main menu with 5 stars. Available for a limited time during Summer 2011! Hurry!
21 achievers
I am at Risk of Contracting Mononucleosis, Which is Known Colloquially as the Kissing Disease This achievement is an award which is awarded for achieving 10,000 kisses total.
6 achievers
I am One in a Million, and There Are Six Thousand People in the World Exactly Like Me Awarded for racking up over 999,999.999 points total.
34 achievers
I Have Broken More Glass Than a Finely Corpulent Opera Singer, and Love Myself For It Awarded for breaking 1,000 scoring plates.
14 achievers
I Have Jumped Beyond the Powers of Two, and Have Lived to Tell the Tale Awarded for completing your 128th jump.
19 achievers
2 Achievements Remaining To Be Unlocked
I Avoid Sleep Wherever Possible, So I Played AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! a Whole Lot Awarded for completing 4,096 jumps.
The Rhylos and Skaery Memorial Achievement, for Which We Will Honor Them All fives. All five stars. On all levels. 81 levels. Yeah.