It's Christmas Eve, so most of you probably already have your gift exchanges down pat, but here's a last minute tip anyway -- I'd call it more of a warning. This holiday season, do not buy your juvenile son or daughter a Nintendo Wii.
Don't believe me? Here are 50 reasons you should, thoughtfully compiled by a very bored anonymous individual. Some of you may laugh, a few might cry, and the rest will simply stop the video barely halfway through the 8 minutes and 41 seconds to splash cold water over your face just to make sure you're still sane.
On second thought, let them have the Wii. Get them a DS or PSP while you're at it, because I really don't want kiddy gamers like these trying to friend me on LIVE or WoW.
I do not recommend earphones for this.
Depressing glimpses of your future offspring and their ear-piercing shrieks aside, may your Christmas be filled with much love, gamers. If you're heat is out, just huddle around your HD console of choice and bask in its warmth.