Half million dollar computer cases
Big blingin'! Where my diamonds at? Gold -- oh no'es! We got's gold.
You know, computers get can pricey. Really quick. Want that extra two gigabytes of DDR2? $50 bucks. Want to go from that so-so 8600 GT to a sweet 8800 GT? That'll be at least a 'nother 100 clams. Want that case plated with flashy, expensive gold plating or diamonds? That's another $500,000 down the drain. The bill adds up quick!
But Japan's Zeus Computer has what you need. Folks will be impressed with the power of your E6850, sure -- but they'll be even more impressed with your willingness to go that extra mile, by spending several hundred thousand dollars on that semi-precious stone inlaid, gold or platinum Jupiter case! You'll be the most talked about guy at any LAN party you happen to bring one of these babies to, that's for sure.
Not sure how the air flow is in a gold-plated case -- or how heavy it would be exactly -- but hey, if you have that much cash to spend on stuff like this, then immediatly rush to your local bank and get some financing!
You can even get a case specific to your astrological sign -- which will be etched in diamonds, to further enhance your most auspicious astrological pleasures!
All the pictures of the cases seem to be artists' representations, so I'm not sure if Zeus actually built one of these yet. I'm going to contact them today to see if they are willing to send us a review sample.
Source: Zeus Computer
Section: Cases & Cooling
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Send me some pls.
And fast. The weekend is at hand!
But for $500k, that's a little too much.
You don't need to go to extremes to use the line, people know people with $40b have a bit more money than they could ever rationally spend. You can still use it on the guy that drops $500k on a gold plated case for bragging rights.
If I had even remotely that much money to spend I'd have one of these manf's producing a custom board with whatever they needed to do to give me an absurdly high performing system with custom PCB's for everything so it's as efficient and power draining as possible. And then I'd use it to play Minesweeper on. D:
From what I know of the Cray it does have massive power but it doesn't alienate the owners/operators like that.