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Performance enhancement drugs now available for FPS players
Kevin Spiess - Thursday, January 17th, 2008 | 1:44PM (PST)


May not actually enhance performance, however

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Need that competive edge? Your Frag/Death ratio in the suck recently? Can't seem to cap punks like you used to?

Maybe you -- or maybe you don't -- need nootropic FPSBRAIN pills!

Each dose contains generous amounts of  L-tyrosine, betaine, Vitamin B6, and other tasty ingredients!

"FpsBrain is phenomenal! At first I found the whole idea rather suspect but I have changed my mind!" says Steven G. from New York. "The alertness and mental clarity I get from FpsBrain helps me to maximize my gaming performance with every move!" raves Craig W.,  from Toronto.

Now with a %110 money back guarantee! You can't lose! Order NOW!

Or not.

But with these pills and these fancy FPS-friendly sunglasses you should never get owned ever again in de_dust.

Source: Blues News

Section: Technology

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January 17th, 2008 2:02PM(PST)
wtf?
dude wtf. . . . . ..
January 17th, 2008 2:34PM(PST)
sora_kairi_riku_FAN
i might get some of those... i want to try it out!
January 17th, 2008 2:35PM(PST)
kspiess
For all this terrific free advertising I'm doing for FPSBrain they should send me some free samples (hint hint) ! @:^O
January 17th, 2008 3:15PM(PST)
DeathMonkey
Just take some caffeine strips and play in a well-lit room...
January 17th, 2008 3:45PM(PST)
kspiess
Caffeine...strips?

What, they have those?
January 17th, 2008 3:48PM(PST)
iamjoe56
lol. I drink 3-5 cups of coffee a day, large cups, over 12 ounces. I don't need perfermoance enhancing pills. I am buzzed 14/7
January 17th, 2008 4:22PM(PST)
tallteen86
OR...have something like Red Bull...

I stay away from Coffee, and carbonated stuff....I especially don't want to start drinking stuff like Red Bull >_>

Certainly not "Performance Enhancing" Pills >_>

At least the Game Eyez thing doesn't potentially screw you up >_>
January 17th, 2008 5:32PM(PST)
THM
Believe it or not,I don't need any performance enhanced pills or drugs as long as my girlfriend beside me while I'm playing FPS games at night!!!
January 17th, 2008 7:05PM(PST)
LOL_Chad
interesting. I wont try it though
January 17th, 2008 7:56PM(PST)
ButchSmudge31
That is VERY odd.
But, could be VERY helpful, (I'm crap at FPS)
January 17th, 2008 10:22PM(PST)
iamjoe56
lol. If you are crap at FPS, then don't play them. >_>
January 18th, 2008 1:34AM(PST)
sora_kairi_riku_FAN
meh, after reading through you guys post, i changed my mind... it might screw me up..
January 18th, 2008 5:35AM(PST)
cloudindy
i doubt any drugs could help me lol XD killing my whole team with a granade on a game was a little bit bad but hey who cares if ur rubbish as long as u have fun
January 18th, 2008 3:13PM(PST)
tballa
I lol'd so hard. People will complain that im using gaming steroids instead of the usual "you have no life". I would never pay 99 dollars for the glasses either.
January 18th, 2008 3:20PM(PST)
kspiess
I don't know how you can even contemplate playing FPS's without the glasses and performance enhancing pills. That's just plain ridiculous.
January 18th, 2008 3:24PM(PST)
kspiess
/heavy sarcasm off
January 18th, 2008 5:22PM(PST)
Danger
Haha, my friend told me about these. Just drink a few cans of Reb Bull or a couple cups of coffee, I'm sure it'll do better than these tablets.
January 18th, 2008 9:20PM(PST)
Tormented M
Thanks alot. Now Tournaments will test players for performance enhancers and disqualify them for it.
January 19th, 2008 10:07PM(PST)
VeGiTAX2
Closest thing I have seen for people trying to get an awareness edge over others is Redline, oi that stuff will kill after time though. =/
January 19th, 2008 10:15PM(PST)
RabidChinaGirl
5-Hour Energy will kill your stomach. Don't touch it. Trust me on this one.
January 19th, 2008 10:24PM(PST)
VeGiTAX2
hahahah your stomach probably died a little inside after that demo they held at E 4 All, on top of the burning it was an epic failure as a product.
January 19th, 2008 10:53PM(PST)
RabidChinaGirl
Then they came out with 6 Hour Power. Those callous bastards!
January 20th, 2008 12:21PM(PST)
iamjoe56
Um...5-hour energy killing my stomach? lolz. SOmeone has a weak stomach lining. [No offense].
January 20th, 2008 1:11PM(PST)
VeGiTAX2
5 hour energy and other supplements generally work by using amino acids to get their primary energy boost as well as other things to help activate the digestive tract and fat cells for energy release.

As such it's not like you're drinking kool-aid.

For me the product was a failure, the taste was bad, the energy release was slow if even occuring and I remained in a drag situation regardless. A sugar rush with an intense crash would have been great in comparison.
January 20th, 2008 1:23PM(PST)
RabidChinaGirl
I think the frozen yogurt we had afterwards did more for my energy than that 5 hour energy shot. Like Vegi said, it failed as a product. At least I got an ugly t-shirt for my troubles.

I don't know what people see in energy drinks (Redline has a strangely addicting taste, though). The only thing that ever worked for me was Dayquil or Vitamin packets.
January 20th, 2008 2:31PM(PST)
Keefah
I would only try these to compare them to any other energy supplement. Tbh I doubt its any good and I also doubt it'll be available in the UK.
January 20th, 2008 4:17PM(PST)
iamjoe56
[wuote=vegitax2]5 hour energy and other supplements generally work by using amino acids to get their primary energy boost as well as other things to help activate the digestive tract and fat cells for energy release.

As such it's not like you're drinking kool-aid.

For me the product was a failure, the taste was bad, the energy release was slow if even occuring and I remained in a drag situation regardless. A sugar rush with an intense crash would have been great in comparison. [/quote]

I know how the 5-hour energy works. I seen the comercial. Anyways. I simply voiced my views with a little prick at the end, just for fun, no Malicious intent, and I get hit up with post explaining down to me how it works and that it isn't Kool-aid.



January 20th, 2008 4:24PM(PST)
iamjoe56
Crap, sorry about the messed up Quote stuff.
February 9th, 2008 3:24PM(PST)
x_revenge
you don't need pills, just fire a crapload of bullets is half the work, the other half is to direct the bullets...
February 10th, 2008 4:55AM(PST)
dal112
Way to necro!?
Why the necro?!

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