Ever experienced the mind numbing doldrums of airport wait times? Ever wanted to have undue attention paid to your person as the security personal at said airport work diligently to ensure you will be having a safe flight? Ever wanted to experience a full body cavity search first hand . . . or with more than one hand?

A really dumb terrorist would buy this, and then build a bomb into it!

The 'Suicide Bomb Box' is an eclectic piece of designer carry-on luggage being sold in Japan for a meer 65 Yen sale price. It sports a rugged Aluminum exterior (perfect foiling X-ray machines), a hidden compartment (for all of your illicit contraband), and a bright collection of do-nothing buttons and switches (will activate the local security personnel when you say "Look, it does nothing, I'll show you, just let me push this big red button . . . "

Hmmm, I've always wanted to visit Guantanamo Bay.