BioWare knows quite well how popular the men of Mass Effect and Dragon Age are. And who could possibly have a bigger following of rabid fangirls than Garrus Vakarian? To appease said fans, BioWare released the Garrus Vakarian Body Pillow* today, just $40 on the BioWare Store. Sure, it's not cheap, can you really put a price on happiness? I think not.
The Garrus pillow is a good 6-feet in length for maximum comfort. Honestly, it's hard not to feel safe with this life-like reproduction of Garrus laying beside you in bed.
The full product description is as follows:
Get some much-needed shut-eye while one of your most loyal squadmates watches your back. This therapeutic companion pillow provides comfort and protection when your guard is down. The memory foam quickly calibrates to your body for unmatched support.
At 6 feet in length, the Garrus pillow is the only one you need. Your sleeping situation just got a whole lot less complicated.
Comes in black or white. Gray not available.
BioWare is, of course, aware that not all their fans are into Mass Effect and aliens. Heck, Dragon Age need some love, too, which is why the studio also released the Varric Chest Toupee* for the dwarf lover in all of us.
Good luck trying to click the "Add to Cart" option though, because that button is slippery as hell.
* Sorry, but that was a joke. This whole post is a joke, actually. April Fools', everyone!