Neoseeker : News : GameStop Italy stays classy by offering glowing condoms for inFamous: Second Son pre-orders
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Pikachu8me Feb 7, 14
OMG.. LOL xD
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rpg Feb 7, 14
Well red bull aside, the *input explicit language?* are pretty practical.

Seriously neoseeker, that's explicit?

EDIT: I found other practical reasons for the other then red bull pre-order. (plus jargen)

1. If you ever need a flashlight to see your way through a dark hallway.

2.If you ever find yourself wondering where your manhood has gone, it'll be easy to find it when it glows.

3.You know that you want to play the death star anthem while sporting it.

4. If someone's feeling gloomy, put it on and help *lighten* up their spirits, I gurantee nobody will be frowning.

5. Do they come in Cole Mcgrath size or just Zeke?
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SPAZwazza Feb 7, 14
"Something for the weekend, sir?" "Red Bull and c0nd0ms with my video game? GAMESTOP, HAVE YOU BEEN READING MY DIARY?"
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RabidChinaGirl Feb 7, 14
rpg I was just informed that, hilariously, "c o n d o m" is censored. Hey, I don't make up those rules!
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rpg Feb 7, 14
quote RabidChinaGirl
rpg I was just informed that, hilariously, "c o n d o m" is censored. Hey, I don't make up those rules!
Lol yeah it's actually kind of funny ^.^

6.When you want to play lightsabers with your friends but you broke you toys years ago, this'll help.

7. When you have problems finding where to put it. Revolutionary

8. Because you think you're too kool for the lightsaber brand.

9. Because your wife wanted you to add some more spark in the bedroom. (didja gettit? Cus of Cole Mcgrath....)

I realised I changed from uses to reasons to get one but their so awesome >.<

10. For the times you need a glow stick, put one and one together.

11. Because some chick made a reference on how she can't see it.

12. is there a green? If so then a new definition on limelight. ew
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HavenGuy Feb 7, 14
quote rpg
Well red bull aside, the *input explicit language?* are pretty practical.

Seriously neoseeker, that's explicit?

EDIT: I found other practical reasons for the other then red bull pre-order. (plus jargen)

1. If you ever need a flashlight to see your way through a dark hallway.

2.If you ever find yourself wondering where your manhood has gone, it'll be easy to find it when it glows.

3.You know that you want to play the death star anthem while sporting it.

4. If someone's feeling gloomy, put it on and help *lighten* up their spirits, I gurantee nobody will be frowning.

5. Do they come in Cole Mcgrath size or just Zeke?
Why you got to be so funny?
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rpg Feb 7, 14
quote HavenGuy
quote rpg
Well red bull aside, the *input explicit language?* are pretty practical.

Seriously neoseeker, that's explicit?

EDIT: I found other practical reasons for the other then red bull pre-order. (plus jargen)

1. If you ever need a flashlight to see your way through a dark hallway.

2.If you ever find yourself wondering where your manhood has gone, it'll be easy to find it when it glows.

3.You know that you want to play the death star anthem while sporting it.

4. If someone's feeling gloomy, put it on and help *lighten* up their spirits, I gurantee nobody will be frowning.

5. Do they come in Cole Mcgrath size or just Zeke?

This one just really popped out and said hello to me, I have my moments though they sure do take some effort.

13. Because this is every nerds fantasy, Don't deny you've always wanted to be a jedi.

14. Because you want to Cosplay as someone from Fallout series. "hey look guys, eating those rad scorpions sure did a number on my digit"

Why you got to be so funny?
What the heck happened to my quote?

Edit: I'm sorry but (insert explicit language) tend to excite me.

15. When you read that this product may cause epileptic siezures, you realised there's no more iconic way to get rid of a domineering girlfriend.

These jokes may seem to be getting old but just like the product these jokes weren't meant to be dry, just gotta keep going with it.

16. you never though during those times that saying "light your way through the darkness"
Would be taken so literally. (thank you Kingdom hearts)
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THM Feb 7, 14
Looks like it's value for money...
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monkey_ninjas316 Feb 7, 14
Just another pre-order bonus that's going to gather dust on the shelf.
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Vapid Soul Feb 7, 14
This is somewhat contradicting. Do you want people to play your game or engage in sexual intercourse instead? What kind of a demographic is this even marketed towards??
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Zombie_Barioth Feb 7, 14
quote monkey_ninjas316
Just another pre-order bonus that's going to gather dust on the shelf.
What exactly are you implying....?
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Mudkip94 Feb 7, 14
Too bad its not coming to the US. That would be a funny preorder.
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S-I-E Feb 8, 14
quote monkey_ninjas316
Just another pre-order bonus that's going to gather dust on the shelf.
it's okay bro. we all have our little problems


on topic though this isn't the first time, duke nukem forever came with a few con.doms as a pre order bonus too complete with the nukem logo and all. i still remember that the local game store in my town had boxes full of these things they wanted to be rid of afterwards so i filled my pockets with them.

some might consider con.doms taboo but in the end these things are useful plus they were free. nuff said.
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monkey_ninjas316 Feb 8, 14
quote Zombie_Barioth
quote monkey_ninjas316
Just another pre-order bonus that's going to gather dust on the shelf.
What exactly are you implying....?
Exactly, lol.
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