Grand Theft Auto 5's insane website is just overflowing with awesome content and today's additions continue to do it justice. Tiles for "Music & Entertainment," "Fitness," and, "Security and Peace of Mind," are now available and have brought with them three videos and a bunch of great screenshots. I should warn that these videos are probably not meant for a PG-13 audience, so you kids go back to Pokemons and let the big kids have their fun for a while.
Introducing the Kung Fu Rainbow Lazer Force television show, the CNT channel and the Egochaser energy bar! Yes, we can assume they're all terrible and hilarious parodies that may offend a few. It's rather reminiscent of Grand Theft Auto 3 and Vice City in so many ways which is great, in my opinion. I could quite seriously watch all of this stuff for hours; who cares about the game itself?
Grand Theft Auto 5 will be launching on September 17 on PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360. Yes, that's less than two weeks away! In the time between, we've still got "Sightseeing and Celebrity," "Lovely Accommodations," "24-Hour Convenience Stores," and "Opportunity for the Upwardly Mobile" left on the website. I'm rather excited for the last one, as I'm hoping it'll show some of the content we'll be able to purchase with our misbegotten funds in-game.
Speaking of misbegotten, here are the videos from the site in the only embeddable form I could find them -- from All Games Beta.