Broforce. Broforce! BROFORCE!
I almost wanted to just finish the article right there, but you fine folk deserve a little bit more than that. Broforce is... Broforce. Broforce! BROFORCE! Okay it's hard not to do that after saying the game's title. It's the video game equivalent to The Expendables if The Expendables wasn't just a bunch of old men pretending they were still cool and were young and actually action heroes. Broforce is no-holds-barred 2D action with all of your favorite action heroes if they were bros.
Seriously, if that doesn't get the point across, check out the trailer below and everything will be painfully obvious in seconds. We're seriously talking about maybe a couple of bullets, an explosion and you'll see the magic of Broforce. Maybe just the first name to come will do it. It's a magical experience, this gameplay footage.
Watch Broforce's June gameplay footage, go approve it on greenlight, check out the playable "brototype" and then maybe take a nap? Broforce is planned for release in 2013, or whenever developers Free Lives run out of money for food.