Skyrim: Hearthfire DLC finally arrives for PSN, just a few days after Dragonborn

quote S-I-E

just bought the dlc. what should i do first? my character is a lesbian khajiit warrior who's married to the only female argonian in the game. don't ask me why, it was on a Saturday night and me and my friends were corny as hell and were vandalizing windhelm.

even threw a cabbage in ulfric's face and decorated his throne with sweet roles while wearing a wedding dress. good times!

i wonder what races of kids are available and if they can be customized. i bet an ork would make the family picture complete but a dark elf seems nice too.

Skyler_x_Mandy oh, how could i forget?
thanks!

quote Shinobi_razor

i love my 2 adopted children. they live in the house down in the southwestern corner, by Falkreath.

i cant be bothered to remember their names, but i do know the boy is called Whore i believe...or at least thats what i call him. its something like that, "Hroar" maybe? my daughter i don't really pay attention to nor do i know her name, though every time i visit she always asks if i brought her something. typical female. i gave her a dolly and now she wants another one every time i drop by. i gave my son a wooden sword in hopes he would go down into the cellar and train with it on the stuffed dummy i installed, but it seems he doesn't care to. how does he expect to grow up to be as badass as his old man if he refuses to practice?!?! spoiled little mouth-breather. i should whack him upside the head with the sword and break it over my knee.

i mean really, what if bandits break into the house while i'm away? or worse, what if that idiotic bard i mistakenly hired one drunken night comes trotting in playing that awful lute? how is my son gonna protect his sister all my valuables, if he doesn't even know what end of a sword to point? that kid is 8 years old, he really needs to sort his life out. by his age, i was blacksmithing, killing bears and taking arrows to the knee every day. it's possible that he might be gay, in which case i guess i can always have him help me decorate my other houses. just as long as he learns a trade, i guess interior decorating can be considered a trade...