Double Dragon Neon trailer is as cheesy as it gets
Sean Ridgeley - Wednesday, September 26, 2012 6:24am (PST)
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Double Dragon: Neon is a revival of the classic beat-em-up series. It's been out a couple weeks now, and apparently its publisher has seen fit to release a "reminder" trailer of sorts, intended to remind you of how awesome the game is and that you should pick it up etc.
The trailer itself is cheesy as all hell, has atrocious voice acting and music, and tries way too hard to be retro to the point it nearly folds in unto itself under the weight of so much irony. Art and animation, however, seem quite good. Enjoy...
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on second thought maybe it's best just to skip this one
i got a long way with double dragon for the gameboy but after watching the trailer i fear this game may ruin my childhood fantasies.
i mean, any of you here recall looking up to the DD bros as the story about the 2 beefed up over excited teenagers when you were young? and so what if it has a blonde SM mistress in it. only little kids will like it because sex is funny and shit.
guys, i'm jumping off this band wagon. i may get back on after it's release may have proven otherwise but i'm all too familiar with cheesy revivals.
Hmmm... If this game gets a lot of publicity and positivity, I wonder if it may jump-start a revamp of the good old games like Golden Axe or Streets of Rage? (Fingers crossed!! No need to change the gameplay, or story for that matter, as they're all amazing as is, but I'd love to see some companies polish up their graphics, and see how they fare being modernized.)
In short... The trailer here does NOT do this game justice... It's just trying to sell what they think the majority are interested in, when there's actually some very amazing gameplay in it that this trailer fails to show off.
P.S. Linda... Take that whip of yours and go away!! You little invulnerable cheat...
just because i hide under my bed sheet atm it doesn't mean i have forgotten about it. if you guys wanna do me a huge favor let me know what you think about it okay? i'm not picky, everything's appreciated
double dragon is now, & forever will be my personal favorite coin op of all time.
this here iteration is brilliantly put together. gameplay & soundtrack.the action is tight, controls responsive, & theres a ton of replay value.
thats not even taking the grandious 80s like soundtrack into consideration. almost every mixed tape song actually sounds like an artist from the 80's. you got your rick astley, your prince, your luther vandross, its all there baby.
dont much understand why they chose the antagonist they did, guess its not cool to have guns in video games anymore. NOT!
for some of the other bad guys, the lindas are actually desirable looking & not manly like the original. i still prefer the old school abobos though. theyre just creepier looking in 16 bit for some reason.
this is just my 2cents however. time to buck up & decide for oneself:
http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-US/Product/Double-Dragon-Neon/66acd000-77fe-1000-9115-d80258411252
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