Online gamers have stories to tell, and so many amusing tales originate from Team Fortress 2. The latest instance of nerd rage is probably the most incredible thing you've ever heard.
Heavy-player 'ChoZo' is our rage bucket of the month, if not year. Thank YouTube member 'stevenintheevening' for the nugget of hilarity you're about to listen to. There are actually parts where he sounds like the Scout.
He even threw in dynamic subtitles to clarify the angry Heavy's unintelligible moments; although, depending on perspective, you could say he's actually too happy.
ChoZo highlights from the video:
- "DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT DUT! That's the sound of my F'KING GUN!"
- "I'm on rage! F*cking RAAAAAAAGE!"
- "Unlimited power! I'm like F'KING EMPEROR PALPATINE! Unlimited power YEEEAAAAH!"
- "I'm Keanu, I know kung-fu! Woah!"
And that's just a fraction of the things coming out of his mouth. Turn down the volume and press 'Play.' Just be wary of overabundant swearing.