When Evan1357 isn't protecting Albion from madmen and Hobbes, he's spreading the love, making other men feel totally inadequate.
If you haven't already heard of him, Evan1357 is the guy with 539 offspring in Fable II. Wonder how many wives he's packing.
This overachieving virtual dad documented this phenomenal feat in a video called "My Fable 2 Family" -- aaaw... It's currently available for your viewing pleasure on YouTube, or right here.