Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty HD Edition Tips

Snake Can't Keep His Mind Out of the Gutter
When playing as Snake in the tanker mission go to Deck-A Crew Quarter's and find the lockers. Once you find the lockers start opening them all until you find one with a poster of a girl. When you find it push R1 to look at it and call Otacon while looking at it and Snake will be jacking off. Snake has to be standing outside the locker and looking at the poster for this to work.
(This tip isn't BS just plain as hell!)