My Sixy Munas Biography
Written by the sixy munas Alena
One night, because it’s allways day SO *bleep* YOU O: <. Oops. Ahem. One night a munas hobitch called Ezza went to bed and vomited, she just couldn’t handle Alenas awesomeness and everytime she seen her three dicks she would just have to suck them. They lived in a munaschurchbrothlecastle full of racist rats that *bleep* reunited roaches. ‘IM GOING OUT MMKAY?’ said Ezza the hobitch ‘WHY MUNAS?!’ Alena the dog said.
‘IM GOING TO SEE THE STINKY COW HELEY MMKAY?!!’
‘fine then no need to yell OKAY?!’
‘mmmkayy..’ Ezza left the castle wearing nothing. Then she peed herself in public. THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN oops I clicked paint.net by mistake. THENNN ALL OF A SUDDEN A DARK MYSTERIOUS RAPIST JUMPED OUT OF AN ALLEYWAY AND TOUCHED EZZA IN NAUGHTY PLACES.
‘MAWHAHAA BOOBIES’ said Nagga.
‘NUUU NOT MY BOOBIES’ said Ezza.
‘Oh okay then..sorry.’ Nagga left.
Ezza cried and went to Lleys for help but he couldn’t because of his recent bum exploding incident.
Meanwhile Alena was at home doing some business…BAAAAA that’s right MNNYEHH BAAAAAAAH. She was playing a game called pat the sheep. Ezza came running in ‘AHHH NOOOO I GOT TOUCHEDDD.’
‘It’s okay Ezza..just pat the sheep mmkay?’
‘YOU DON’T LOVE MEEE’ Yelled the munas.
‘PAT THE *bleep*ING SHEEP BITCH’ Said the hobitch.
Then a lord mu*bleep*a Heley appeared. MAWHAHAHAH then she disappeared. Then she became a mod.
‘BOW TO MY MOD ABILITIEESS’ she said drooling in her wheelchair.
‘OH NOOOOOO THE EVIL HEELEYY MUNASS’ Ezza and Alena Muni screamed.
To be continued maybe…whogivesa*bleep*….
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