"I've got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear"
"Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
"Who's Yao Ming?"
'Center for the Rockets.'
"Oh, so he's an astronaut?"
Scipio - so you raped her
mihai - I dunno
I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave.
Biography:
I'm drunk.
And right now I'm so in love with you.
Gravity is a harsh mistress.
DragoniteBallZ on Dynamite: "hes probably jacking off to a math problem right now"