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The fall of Babylon
Life is a war
A war to survive
A vigilant fight
but so few see light
We fight not against moral foe
For our war is against those
Those whom we cannot see
We fight with evil spirits
The devil rules this world
Nothing is left for me here
Nothing but hate, hate and sorrow
This world is doomed
America the beautiful will fall
It, with the rest of the world will be burned
The moon will turn to blood
We will all die, blood will be shed
But not I
I will not die
For a certain group has found an escape
This escape is open to all
The seals are being broken
As they continue to snap
So will our world
The human race has failed
As the first seal is broken
The world will conquer itself
Seal two will invoke open war
No where will be safe
When seal three fails
The world will be in famine
After the failure of seal four
One fourth of the world will be slain
After the destruction of seal five
All martyrs of God will be avenged
The breaking of the sixth seal will end it all
An earthquake will tear open the ground
The sun will go black as sackcloth made of hair
The whole moon will turn to blood
and the world will be painted red with blood
Stars from the sky will fall to earth
The sky will be riped in two
It will roll away as if it were a scroll
Every mountain and island will be moved
The kings, great men, commanders and all men will flee
They will hide themselves away in cave and mountains
Begging to be hidden away from the most high
The great day of wrath will come
Who will be able to stand?
After the breaking of the seventh seal
Seven trumpets will sound
But there will first be a half hour of rest
And then seven angels will take their place
At the sound of the first trumpet
there will be hail and fire mixed with blood
It will pelt and burn, all the grass will burn away
And one third of the earth and trees will be burned up
With the sounding of the second trumpet
A huge mountain of burning fire will be cast into the sea
It will turn a third of the sea to blood and kill
Kill one third of sea life, and sink one third of the ships
As the third trumpet will be sounded
There will be a great star burning like a torch
It will fall and destroy one third of the rivers and springs
It shall be called wormwood, for the water will go bitter
A third of the sun, moon, and stars will be smitten
at the sounding of the fourth trumpet
A third of the light the shined previously
will go with the sun, moon and star's destruction
With the fifth trumpet a bottomless pit will open
Locust will inhabit the earth
They will not hurt anything green, but only men
They will not be permitted to kill men
Men will search for death
but not find it, for death will flee from them
The torment will be like the sting of a scorpion
But these creatures will not hurt me, or anyone with God
As an angel sounds the sixth trumpet
A third of man kind will be killed
at the hands of four angel commanders
with two hundred million at their command
The seventh trumpet will sound rest and peace
For all those in heaven and with God will not be harmed
But there will be a woman who will give birth
A male child, but a dragon is hungry
Its appetite is rising and it wishes to devour the child
But a place of safety has been prepared
The mother will flee with her child to this place
As the dragon spits out rivers to flood her away
In one last feeble attempt the earth will help
IT will open to drink the river and save the woman
The dragon will be enraged with the woman
It will go off to wage war with the rest of mankind
Angels will fight this dragon
And trap it on earth
The demons backing it up will be smitten
They stand no chance against the army of God
A beast shall rise up out of the sea
It will have ten horns and seven heads
Its heads will be covered with names calling it "God"
One of its heads will be slain for all to see, but healed
All will worship it for it had been healed
All but those who worship the true God
The beast will act for forty-two months
Then a second beast will rise
It shall have horns like a lamb
But speak like a dragon
He too shall worship the first beast
And all men shall worship it, but those with God
This beast will cause all worshipers to be given a mark
On the forehead or right hand
No one is able to buy or sell unless they have the mark
The mark of the number six hundred, sixty-six
An angel will come down from heaven and say
If anyone worships the beast and its image
and has the mark on his forehead or hand
he will drink the win of the wrath of God
He who drinks the wine shall be tormented
With fire and brimstone by the wrath of the Almighty
Then seven angels will come down with seven plagues
There will be a sea of glass mixed with fire
The seven angels will be given bowls of destruction
The first bowl will give men sores all over their bodies
The second bowl, poured into the sea, turns it to blood
For it is all humans deserve to drink
And the fourth bowl was poured on the sun
The sun will begin to scorch those who rejected God
With the pouring of the fifth bowl
The world of man will be shrouded in darkness
and men will bite their tongues with pain
When the sixth bowl is poured out on the Euphrates river
It will dry up to make a path for the great kings
The pouring of the seventh, will be widespread destruction
A loud voice will boom from the temple, "It is done."
There will be flashes of lighting and peals of thunder
There will be the greatest earthquake of all time
And the great city will be split into three parts
The cities of all nations will fall
Every island will flee away
The mountains will not be found
Huge hailstones weighing a hundred pounds each will fall
Upon men who hate God because of His wrath
Fallen now, is Babylon the Great
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Shaun: Pete? Pete?
Ed: Why don't we just go up?
Shaun: No. No. Wait. No. No! Don't go up there!
Ed: Why not?
Shaun: Because A, he might be one of them, and B, he might still be annoyed. Pete? Maybe he went into work.
Ed: Well, how come he didn't drive? His keys are still here.
Shaun: Well, maybe he got a lift; he said he wasn't feeling very well. Pete?
Ed: OI, PRICK!
Shaun, Ed: He's not in.
I didn't make this, but I thought it was hilarious:
Nintendo: Hey man, we're making the new Super Smash bros game and we were wondering if we could borrow Snake.
Sony: Sure. We may be enemies, but we'd be honored if you used our character. Do you want Kratos too?
Nintendo: No.
*Later*
Nintendo: Hey guys, we're making the new Super Smash bros game and we were wondering if we could just borrow Banjo-Kazooie.
XBox: NO! You're just trying to beat us in profit!
Nintendo: Not really, it's just that there are a lotta fans of Rareware and they really want Banjo-Kazooie in the game.
XBox: NO! You guys are stupid! You won't even sell the game for that much! It'll make RareWare look poor!
Nintendo: Well, we try to think more of the fans than the money.
XBox: Loser, that doesn't get you money.
Nintendo: Did you even hear me? *sighs* Look, do you want Banjo-Kazooie to come or not?
XBox: *bleep* off!
Sony: Dude, calm down, we're not trying to scam you or anything, we'll leave, just-
XBox: Shut up! You guys are trying to make me lose money! Shut up! Shut up!
Nintendo: We're leaving, calm down.
XBox: You guys are just jealous because my system has better games than yours! They're for more mature people!
Sony: As if killing people like crazy making every game of yours rated M makes you mature.
XBox: Well, M stands for mature, so it automatically makes you more mature when you play them.
Nintendo: Dude, it just makes the games bad. You have to be mature to play them, not that it makes you mature.
Sony: Yeah, that's why the only people who buy your systems are 40-year old single men who don't have a life and 8-year old kids who's lives are gonna be ruined for playing bad games.
XBox: You two are just jealous because you don't have enough M Rated games.
Nintendo: Yeah, we're jealous of all your games being the same gun games except with different sprites for each game.
XBox: Shut up! I'm mature I'm mature I'm mature!
Nintendo: Okay XBox, have it your way.
Sony: We'll just be leaving now. (What an idiot.) |
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