| November 4th, 2001 |
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| Real Name: | Captain Neville Optical 3X |
| Email: | vlaad42@ieatcatsforfun.com
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| Location: | Cardboard Box, Vincenzo |
| Occupation: | N/A |
| Age: | private |
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Sleepin', eatin', the feline cultures.
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| Biography: |
Those Moderators Cannot Keep Me Down!! Unless They Ban My IP Address...
Created by the Russians I was brought to realise I was not normal like most humans I was half human half feline. Not able to live a normal life because of my talents I joined the military where my cat like talents were needed.
Thus my stealthy style and my naturual instincts towards danger, I quikly rose in the ranks of the army and aquired the nick-name Kamikaze Kitten.
(also the ability to chases string and shiny objects was fun)
After watching DE Rol and Eskaia fighting over this i have decided to beat you at your own game.
Most of these have been tried or have been tried on me.
1) Spell my name wrong and you will recieve a punishment worse than death.
2) Mixing Asparins and Coca Cola doesn't make a tasty pain reliever.
3) Salsa sauce should be drunk like water, ill challenge anyone to beat me at it.
4) TV does not melt your brain it broadens your horizens.
5) ( In Answer to DE Rol ) SWEET AND SOUR SOURCE REIGNS SUPREME.
6) A womens place is in the kitchen or under the covers.
7) Anyone that hates Mexican food is on my list.
8) The Russians are stealing my thoughts.
9) MSN messenger can screw itself as im fed up with downloading it.
10) When I die i want 'dance into the fire' played at my funeral.
11) If anyone touches my keyrings ill Cap you (shoot in your kneecaps)
12) Anyone i find eating better sandwhiches than me will be treated like a god (it'll be hard to beat though)
13) I shot JFK
14) Epson printers will be destroyed...along with the bloke from the arcade.
15) While you are reading this a discrete army of felines are stealing your carpet.
16) The Earth is shaped like a triangle.
17) Down with school, up with miniskirts
18) In answer to everyone in the world Starcraft is the greatest strategy game know to man.
19) Kayl I hate you.
20) Sophia Whittaker your days are numbered.
21) BLINK 182 forever.
22) * look at 7: MY LIST
1) Chelsea Clinton
2) People that hate Mexican food
3) Anne Robinson
4) Sophia Whittaker
5) Koreans
23) Sports are bad apart from the ones you can do from your sofa
24) Vlaad stays single any thought of having a meaningful relationship sends 30 volt shocks in his brain.
25) On 17/4/2029 the sea will turn to jelly.
26) Origato you stinkin' piles 'o' s**t
27) Shenmue is life-Life is Shenmue
28) Wheatus AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
29) Nozomi rocks my world-stop it stop it get outta my head AAHH!!!
30) The only Japanese I know is learnt off sleazy beat em ups
31) Swallowing dishwasher cleaner doesn't get rid of that horrible feeling inside-Actually it makes it worse.
32) Sega WHY WHY don't do it X Boxes are the scum of the Earth, Minions of the Antichrist, WHY SEGA, don't leave me now I LOVE YOU !!!!!!!
33) I don't have feelings about Eskaia-Well not that you know of anyway...CRAP!!!
34) Im a schizophrenic-no were not-yes we are-no were not!!
35) A.R.A. Annonymous Rapists of America...Join the club.
36) F.R.I.E.N.D.S RULES JOEY AND PHEOBE FOREVER
37) In a previous life I was a rasberry.
38) I hope to update myself often.
39) The voices they're calling the say to...to...yes...what's that?...they say to burn things?
40) School is there to provide a place to sleep between morning and afternoon naps.
41) Thermal detonators DO NOT make good radiator magnets.
42) Ah the meaning of life.
43) When the revolution comes you we will all die like the pig dog giraffes we are.
44) When i grow up i want to be a fax machine
45) Please don't step on my blue suede moose
46) The Czar of Zambia thinks Nescafe tastes like 'coffee'
47) Hot coffee in a can made by nescafe you cannot live without trying it. HOT COFFEE AMBROSIA OF THE GODS.
48) I support the U.S.........S.R.
49) One day im gonna write a book-yeah and pigs might fly.
50) A few years ago I was backpacking through Europe. I was near Barcelona at the foot of mount tipicapo when i came to a clearing and in this clearing was a lake it was beautiful and silent. At the other end of the lake i could see a women bathing but she was crying...
51) The first word in the English dictionary is The.
52) Bartender set me up with a shot of ya best whisky.
53) Voices from nowhere ask me or DE Rol for a copy.
54) Zinger Twisters need to be eaten in large quantities.
55) Piezo electric crystals should not be used in jewelery.
56) Un Poulet au Casque
57) Phantasy Star Online is the best game for online features i miss Eem.
58) (sing to the tune of dream) Eem Eem Eem Eeeeeeem, Eem Eem Eem Eeeeeeem.
59) I did not get drunk and propose to my friend on her doorstop.
60) Finally I did it I HAVE MSN MESSENGER.
61) The electronic fork virus is on its way. The effect is the same as having a fork rammed into your hard drive.
62) Help me find a way to email myself.
63) To reduce strain, select an environment where you can work comfortably. Consult the "Quick Start Guide" for more inmformation.
64) I pity the fools who have an Apple-Mac.
65) Hey Joe, I am dressed, in turn i have noticed you are not dressed. So in the words of A.A.Milne get outta my chair Dillhole.
66) The day DE Rol gets a digital camera is the day everyones privacy is shattered.
67) My proverb-when a man with a pistol goes against a man with a rifle they say the man with the pistol is the crazy man.
68) Bulgaria is the plug of Europe remove it and Europe will sink.
69) I can't believe theres a place called Cantabria.
70) Ok the secrets out i stole Redemtions sandwich i'm sorry.
71) Make a mother happy run over a Paedophile-Make a mother sad run over her kids.
72) Neo Weekly will return, as well as DE Rol and K Kitty's Video madness.
73) It's not as hot as the Riviera but the beaches are huge and the surfing is first-class.
74) Wanna get physical, just let me get my diagnosis probe.
75) Life is like a box 'o' chocolates ya never no what ya gonna get...it might be a caramel, it might be a strawberry creme or it might be a coffee creme which no one likes and is left at the bottom of the packet.
76) Sometimes i wish i was a lesbian.
77) 2B or not 2B that is the pencil.
78) Un turron azul
79) On the way back we talked and made an agreement...she'd stop hookin' if i stopped shootin' people...perhaps we set our hopes too high.
80) I worship Gud, Cheesus and Allan.
81) Kamikaze.................................................Kitten.
82) Would you guys like to buy some Luke-u-lite
83)The day i become a train spotter the day Ben Martill wins.
84)After viewing 'The Matrix' 75 times i am proud to announce that i have basically memorised the script 'Dodge this'... ahhh stop it
85) This is my last ditch attempt at trying to keep a legitimate file... Or to keep my ISP from being banned
86) Grayson and I
87) Why did my roleplay last so long? I blame saturday morning TV
88) Fact... My Fat English Teacher Fell over the day before the second earthquake happened... Freaky!!!
89) Whilst typing this, i am eating a chocolate biscuit sandwich...
90) i use waaay to many ...
91) Unlike the first 83... i now have 11 GCSE's... Go me...
92) I am typing this really slowly... As i know not everyone can read quickly...
93) The President Needs Me... Wundadave awaaaaaay!!
94) Now compatible with Windows XP professional
95) Why does Dion copy me? It scares me.
96) Smackdown Vs Raw is no more... (That rhymes ya know)
97) Build A Man A fire, he'll be warm for a day... Set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life
98) Do A Sacrifice, get Another Free
99) Spatula City!!
100) If this was my age, i'd be getting a letter from the queen right now
101) There was a farmer had a dog and bingo was his name-o... Was the farmer or the dog called Bingo?
102) B...I...N...G...O
103) B...I...N...G...O
104) B...I...N...G...O
105) And Bingo Was His Name-o
106) Just finished my sandwich
107) Hey, I know that guy! He's a nihilist
108) Steve Buscemi = Mr Pink... Refer to him by no other name!
109) It's Scary He's been in 90% of the films i've been watching recently
110) And talking of Mr Pink... Did You Know that Quentin Tarentino has died in every film he's been in?
111) Oooooooooooh All The Ones... If i was drunk they'd look like legs... Dance Legs Dance!!!
112) Suck it in! Filter it out
113) Life is just one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead
114) Purple is a fruit
115) Everything works in theory... look at communism... on second thoughts... don't look at communism
116) I legally own a country, David Land... All who want governmental positions send a dollar
117) Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos
118) Got Your Number!! I had to do it... So what if i'm sad!
119) If you get a pack of Hobnobs, and salsa, you have the best food in the know universe.
120) Everyone thinks my story is great, until you show it to my English Teacher
121) MR MUNN LOOKS LIKE BRIAN BLESSED
122) I have gone through so many accounts on this site... let me explain
i) Vlaad - Banned
ii) Kamikaze_Kitten - Banned
iii) Wesley_Wyndham_Pryce - Banned
iv) The Real Lenia - Forgotten About
v) Captain Bovine - Still In Existence
vi) Vlaad Mk2 - Work In Progress
123) 4...5...6...7...8...9...10...
124) Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand
125) Honest Question, Do you think that Cats, should have hats?
126) Bring on the Branston, Bring on the Branston, Bring on the Branston Tang!
127) I wasn't asleep, I was drunk!
128) It was about this time last year, i decided to be a vegetarian - it lasted 3 months!!
129) It's a good thing i can count, otherwise i'd never have reached this far.
130) Who WIll Protect Us From Our Protectors? Wundadave!
131) Spoon is the best word in the world... Say it with me... Spooooooooooon!
132) Is there a Ralph's around here?
133) You ever hear of the Seattle Seven? That was me. And, um, six other guys.
134) I'm a little Teapot short and stout... Here's my handle here's my... WEAPON OF ANNHILATION
135) And today's vocablary word is - sesquipedalian - Long and ponderous; Having many syllables.
136) I strongly urge you to go and see
http://web.tampabay.rr.com/lnsemsf/lowres/menu02.htm
137) Did you know that i have 200 hundred Dr Pepper bottles in my garage... Why.. So I can Build A Sofa!!
138) Yet Another List, This time of new years resolutions!!
i) I will stay single for 365 days - Beyond all difficulties
ii) I will never say K*** W****** for a year... for full details enquire with RVD Rules
iii) I won't send my little bro to hospital - Failed
139) Related to a point about a hundred points ago... I not only have had MSN messenger for ages, But i now also have Messenger Plus!!
140) Soo... Waiting For Danni To Appear On My Doorstep
141) To Quote Boris Grishenko - I am Invincible!!
142) Why Why Whyyyyyyyyyy Delilah!!!
143) In Kanji... France & Buddha Are The Same
144) I am the eggman... Koo Koo Kachoo
145) Now With Pet Llama
146) Does anyone actually think i'll ever become moderator?
147) Let's give a big round of applause to Michael Flatley - For scaring the shit out of me!
148) Woah... Too Much Deja Vu
149) Shawn Michaels... Michael Shane... AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
150) The Last Point... For Now...
151) Not anymore... i have new causes!!
152) Dedicated to Gamesprite No1, for starting a cult in my honour, i hope this entry will immortalise you! Live Long and Prosper!
153) Oh Gamesprite, How i love thee... for starting a cult in my name!
154) Eternal Wolf Fang (or whatever your name is) Ramen Noodles FOREVER!!! Happy?
I'm gonna stop here for a WHILE... Only the points though... There'll be more!!
For all of those people who know me... Love me... Worship the ground i walk on!!
Join the cult of me!! Started gladly by my minion Gamesprite no1...So i think it only fair that she be immortalised in my Bio forever!!
Go Her!!
And now we shall continue our story... Just thought you'd all love to know...i'm drinking a Pot Noodle!!
155) Another List everyone!!!
My list of acceptable Neo Females!! Only two... the only people to ever support me!
a)Gamesprite No1
b)Wolf Fang Eternal
c)JILLIE
156)This Pot Noodle is burning my throat
157)Is there a limit to how far my bio can go?
158)If my download cancels one more time...i'll kick Bill Gates' Head in
159)Damn Hair... Always Puffing
160)Damn you Rupert Everett...
161)I AM PRINCE CHARMING!!
162)Where Are My Maidens?
163)Now A Direktor! PlanetOf The Grapes is in progress
164)Dion Just knocked over 14 Dr Pepper Bottles...Damn him.
165)I'M GIVING UP CAFFEINE FOR LENT!!!!
166)Did any of you realise until this precise moment... there were 2 number 83's
167)I don't want anybody else, when i think about you. I TOUCH MYSELF
168)I need a hug...
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170)The ultimate contraception... Homosexuality
171)Did you know Dr Pepper lowers your sperm Count?
172)I can't drive for another 4 months!!!
173)"Tesco spray tastes like freshly squeezed peanuts" - Dion
174)"My blood tastes like Freska" - Me
175)Dion is not Popeye
176)BAD COCONUT BAD!!!
177)French for moo is...Meugler
178)For more details on high-speed recording,refer to the writer manual or contact your hardware manufacturer.
179)Don't know what to include? Whatever comes to mind and whatever you want to tell others about yourself. Be natural, be funny, be creative, but most of all, be you.
180)I'd prefer to be John Lennon
181)Although he is dead...
182)Maybe if he was still alive...
183)I could be him...Cool
184)Damn Spy Ware...
185)I like cats... They taste Okay too
186)John Kerry looks like Herman Munster
187)After almost 200 ideas, i'm finding it hard not to repeat myself
189)Wouldn't it be funny if i lost count and had to start from 1 again?
190)Almost the millenium!!
191)Blonde's have more fun
192)But is it only natural blondes?
193)One day I shall be a giant radioactive hippy
194)I think i should probably spellcheck this.
195)They say we're all shades of grey... But I'm Colourblind!!
196)I've written almost 30 today...
197)But my record is 83...
198)Maybe i'm just killing time...
199)Or i'm just sad...
200)HELL YES!!! 200... I should retire.
201)Does killing time damage eternity?
202)Why won't you Add me to your MSN lists??
203)If nothing sticks to Teflon... How does it stick to the pan?
204)If we save time... when do we get it back?
205)Come back Tom... Damn fool Italy
206)Although on a random profile of mine it says i'm from Bulgaria... I'm NOT!!
207)I have to go home soon...
208)Why won't Redemption PM me Back...
209)Love Me, Feed Me, Never Leave me...
210)Calling at Birmingham has been cancelled.
211)Now In The Former Davidist State Of VINCENZO
212)I'm getting married, in the ocean
213)Poor Dan... So Confuses
214)LAURA WOOHOO!!!
215)These Points are getting Weirder and more Random
216)I have a lot of books!
217)20:14 It's waaay past my bedtime.
218)Flogging Molly Rule - Laura Rules - Therefore Laura Is Flogging Molly
219)Captain Bucky... Captain Bucky O'Hare
220)He Goes Where No Ordinary Rabbit Would Dare...
221)How Many 5 year olds Know What "Righteous Indignation" means?
222)For that matter... I Don't Know What It Means...
223)Roleplay Number 2 - Fluffy Trinity -1
224)What happened to the CVS forum i miss my friends
a)Gambit
b)DE Rol
c)Kyo Daykun
d)Saint Jaycee
e)Rock
225)May they be remembered always
226)K_Kitty For CVS Moderator
227)My New Roleplay has moderator consent!
228)And Over 10 Members!
229)WORLD RECORD!!
230)Video Camera in 3 days!
231)I need money!
232)Roleplay has gotten Waaaaay Out of hand
233)Keiichi Is 50!
234)I can't leave my RP or the mods will shoot me!
235)Matrix Online in 4 Days!!
236)Requires a monthly subscription
This information is based on specifications supplied by manufacturers and should be used for guidance only.
237)65% Off Box sets on Play.com
238)Yet another Rip Off Merchant... Some Rp'er uses Insane Asylum...Damn Him
239)Laura Says i should stop damning people...Damn her...
240)I must be really bored to continue typing these...
241)V.L.A.A.D.: Vigilant Lifeform Assembled for Assassination and Destruction
242)D.A.V.E.: Device Assembled for Violence and Exploration
243)M.U.N.N.: Machine Used for Nullification and Negotiation
244)K.A.M.I.K.A.Z.E.: Kinetic Artificial Machine Intended for Killing/Android Zoned for Exploration
245)K.I.T.T.E.N.: Kinetic Individual Trained for Troubleshooting and Efficient Nullification
246)Those names are cool! If only i were an android
247)43 posts in a day...Woohoo...Take that Dan
248)FLOGGING MOLLY CONCERT!!!
249)NEAR MY HOUSE!!!
250)That's the first time i've mentioned Flogging Molly...Wow
251)Although Travis rather rule...
252)And Bon Jovi...
253)But Dope Suck...
254)On That Matter So Does Roddy Piper...
255)Scotty To Win The Rumble
256)Aaaagh... Cutlass Fury!
257)Moonstone Cannon FIRE!!!
258)You have to love Gilder...
259)He He... I have songs!
260)I Miss My Laura
261)She's going away for 12 days...12 DAYS!!!!
262)What will I do...
263)I suppose there's always Dion
264)Oh... Let the suffering begin
265)W00T...
266)Damn Dion and his Moonfish
267)Damn It...No More Damning
268)DAMN IT!
269)Neo In Need... Part 2
270)Milk Milk Milk... Good For the teeth and Bones
271)The White Stuff... Are you made of it!
272)Hmmm Kinky...
273)Vicki Is Actually quite Hot!
274)Although Dan will die for telling Jillie
275)The Great South Neo Meet
276)At your Local UK forum now
277)Laura Comes Home On 3 DAYS!!!
278)Update on number 138 - failed Resolution 1
279)Update On NeoFemales List (155)...JILLIE has been added.
280)I don't know why though.
281)Quoted From An MSN convo
(_.·´¯) JÏLLÏ£ z ÐÂÑ (¯`·._ ) me n vikz are ....THE PEACE OUT DUDES!!!!!!!!!!!!!' says:
JILLIE rox
Modest isn't she?
282)Silly Girl
283)Hooked on Online Quizzes at the moment...
284)So that entails another List!
I am: 89% Hippy
80% Evil Genius
13% Geek (Thank God)
40% Tortured Artist
39% Messianic
35% Vice Presidential
47% Grunge
48% Emo
67% Datable (Stupid Prawns)
31% Internet Addict
51% GAY!!! (Thats Over Half)
52% Video Game Addict
54% In Love (Sorry Laura)
285)For The Tests Visit...
i) www.fuali.com
ii) http://community.sparknotes.com/sparktests/index.epl
286)Thankyou For Your Consideration
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