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Omegle: Caution: The following material may be offensive to several different parties. These opinions were purely for entertainment and do not reflect my actual views. Feel free to PM me about any of this. *The only view that is true is me not considering NASCAR a sport ;) You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: Hi Stranger: from? You: Neoseeker Stranger: holland? You: No, Neoseeker Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: HI HOW ARE YOU TODAY? Stranger: ok u You: I AM MAD You: MY CAPS LOCK BROKE Stranger: thought u were just shoutin You: LOL You: ARE YOU A CHICK OR A DUDE Stranger: lady You: ME TOO You: WANNA CYBER? Stranger: ok You: IS ROLEPLAYING OKAY? Stranger: ok You: MIND IF I START IT? Stranger: not atall You: I AM A FEMALE RHINOCEROS AND YOU ARE A FEMALE LION, QUEEN OF THE JUNGLE You: I GET WOUNDED BY ANOTHER RHINO AND YOU COME TO LICK MY WOUNDS Stranger: im goin mount u You: MY NIPPLES BECOME ERECT AND SO DO YOURS You: YOU MOUNT ME Stranger: i luv suckin hard nipples yum yum mmmmm You: I AM A MOTHER RHINO THOUGH You: AND MY YOUNG COME AND NEED SOME MILK Stranger: on heat then ?? You: I FEED YOU MILK TOO Stranger: i luv milkin big hard tits You: YOU LOVE IT You: I LAY THERE AS MY NIPPLES ARE SUCKED BY YOU AND MY CHILDREN Stranger: no the children get sent huntin no good for them watch wot im goin do 2 u You: YES You: EXCEPT MY SON RHINO HE STAYS You: AND HE PENETRATES ME Stranger: sicko You: I MOAN AND YOU ARE STILL SUCKING MY NIPPS You: MY HUSBAND COMES BACK TO OUR CAVE You: HE TIES YOU DOWN TO THE BED You: HE PENETRATES YOUR ANUS You: YOU SCREAM!!!!! Stranger: rhinos have beds ??? You: YOU SCREAM BLOODY bleepING MURDER You: THIS IS YOUR ANAL VIRGINITY Stranger: i luv anal You: THE REST OF MY CHILDREN COME BACK WITH A DEAD ALLIGATOR You: WE STICK YOUR HEAD INTO ITS MOUTH You: BLOOD DRIPS ALL OVER YOUR BODY Stranger: is your bleep* wet just now ??? You: MY DAUGHTER RHINOS BEGIN TO LICK YOUR STOMACH You: YOU MOAN You: MY RHINO SON THEN PICKS UP THE DEAD ALLIGATOR You: HE STICKS IT PENIS INTO YOUR bleep You: HE THRUSTS THE ALLIGATOR IN AND OUT OF YOU You: YOU ARE HAVING SEX WITH A DEAD ALLIGATOR You: YOU BEING TO MOAN AND SCREAM AND YOU JUST LOVE IT Stranger: had sex with worse a fk is a fk You: THE ALLIGATORS FAMILY COMES You: THEY ARE MAD You: REAL MAD Your conversational partner has disconnected. Stranger: северная корея, мы всех взорвем. мы коммунисты. китай нам поможет! You: hi You: bleep YOU TERRORIST Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hello! Stranger: asl? You: 9 f china You: HELP I WAS ABDUCTED AT A YOUNG AGE AND FORCED TO LEARN GYMNASTICS Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hi You: asl Stranger: how are you? You: ASL Stranger: 20 m usa. u? You: 12 f china You: want to cyber? Stranger: yes You: k Stranger: webcam sex? You: i dun hav 1 You: can we jus txt? Stranger: ok You: u start Stranger: if i were nex to you what wold you do? You: lol prolly rub ur hair Stranger: ok i will start Stranger: firstly ı want to suck your boobs You: u need to take my c lothes off first silly Stranger: i m very fast ı have already done Stranger:  You: oh lol ur gud Stranger: you too. yours are the best boobs in the world You: they r kinda smal sinc im 12 tho You: is taht ok You: i dun wan to dispoint u Stranger: i wan to absorbe them You: This has gone on long enough. Hello, this is really a branch of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. You will be charged with sollicitating a minor. The IP Address of the computer you are using has been traced and will be tracked. We are now compiling a dossier of your information such as your name, address, and employment record. Expect to be contacted further by local authorities in two days. Thanks for your time Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: m or f? Stranger: f You: THEN GET BACK IN THE bleepING KITCHEN, TECHNOLOGY IS FOR MEN BITCH Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Hello You: Hello Stranger: Hows it going? You: Bad Stranger: Why? You: Cuz' Stranger: Are you black? You: No Stranger: then dont write like a ngger You: nggers write one word answers with no punctuation and the word is capitalized? Stranger: CUZ' is not a bleeping word You: Sorry bro. I feel really bad for offending someone over the internet You: If you have to go to emotional therapy; send me the bill Stranger: Did I offend you? You: What did you say that was even remotely offensive? Stranger: I asked you a question You: Awesome...? Stranger: Yeah disconnect You: How many girlfriends do you have? You seem like the bleeping man; I'm going to guess at least four? Stranger: Dont aske me personnal questions...I said disconnect You: AHH "ASKE" ISNT A WORD ARE YOU A NGGER!?!?!? You: AHHHH Stranger: Oh didnt even see that You: You must have masturbated too much so now your blind You: Sucks for you bro Stranger: Wow youre a fag Stranger: who says shit like that You: "youre" isn't a word either! You: YOU ARE A bleep* Stranger: LOL Youre isnt a word? LOL Stranger: You are= Youre You: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostrophe You: Good article You: Check it out Stranger: Seems like you need to more than me You: You're the one who spells it like "youre" You: Dumbass Stranger: Im a dumbass because I spell it without an apostrophe? You: "Im"? You: Yikes You: You have a lot of reading to do Stranger: "Yikes" You: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/yikes You: Indeed, good sir Stranger: Lol wow Stranger: research Stranger: bleeping loser You: Go ahead, disconnect Stranger: No bitch, you disconnect You: Like the black skinned, white palmed man you are You: Disconnect Stranger: Come on bitch Stranger: Just click it You: Ok I clicked it but when it said "Are you sure you want to disconnect" I chose to hit cancel You: =\ Stranger: Oh ok You: 9:22 Stranger: haha this fag Your conversational partner has disconnected. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: horny female here You: GET BACK IN THE bleepING KITCHEN, TECHNOLOGY IS FOR MEN BITCH Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: 16mUSA, no I don't want any cyber Stranger: 17 female usa You: Get back in the kitchen where you belong; technology is for men, bitch Stranger: wow bleep you You: Shut up and iron my shirt Stranger: your cool You: I want dinner on the table by 5pm Stranger: did i mention my boyfriend is sitting right next to me You: And you better wash my good pants for tomorrow You: Wtf? Your boyfriend is a bleeping disgrace to men. How long did he make the chain from the kitchen!? You: bleeping pricks like him is the reason why women can vote Stranger: wow ur cool ur not 16 You: I'm not? Why do you say that, woman? You: See I am 16 and this just proves how bleeping dumb you are You: Woman are stupid You: No place in the world except for having babies Stranger: oh go get ur bleeping little dick wet You: Get off men's machines You: bitch You: You don;t even have a boyfriend You: Women lie too Stranger: yeah i dooo You: NO YOU bleepING DONT Stranger: what state r u from he's getting pretty pissed You: And, if by the small chance you do, he would have already been on the computer You: he wouldn't be sitting there jus treading this You: You are a lying worthless botch Stranger: oh really learn how to spell bitch you dumbass prick You: If you have a boyfriend why don;t you make yourself useful and head to the kitched and make him a sandwich Stranger: cause hes not a fatass like you how much you weigh 300 pounds You: I actually wegh 148lbs. You: I have a fast metabolism so it is hard to gain weight Stranger: i figured you still live with ur mother why dont you have her bleeping make you a sandwich fat boy You: I just have common sense and make my women make me a sandwich; I'm not a pushover like your "boyfriend" You: I hope you get a teen pregnancy and die from complications during child birth You: SUCK ON THAT ONE BITCH Stranger: i already have a kid you ass You: LOL Stranger: and you'll never have one You: How bleeped up your life is You: LOL You: LOL You: LOL You: bleeping bleep to be you You: Oh jesus, this is amusing You: How old is the little bleeper? Stranger: no it doesnt because as soon as i turn eighteen i am getting married so bleep you You: HOW OLD IS YOUR bleepING BABY YOU ILLITERATE BITCH Stranger: im illiterate kid use smaller words so you can understand them You: And btw, with divorce rate as high as it is, you marriage won;t last and you wil be a single mother who is forced to sell her body Stranger: thts bleeping disgusting You: Prostitution to bring hoime the bacon You: You had a kid when you were like 15 and yo uare calling that disgusting? Stranger: please kid you couldnt even get a hooker You: Hun, that is where your life is heading You: I could prbably pay you in five years Stranger: dont you bleeping call me hun You: You are going to be DESPERATE You: Oh shit I'm glad I'm not you You: You life asucks Stranger: your mothers desperate obviosly You: Hmm that is funny You: My mother makes 100k a year You: so suck on that You: You mom is probably on welfare trying to support the little shit that popped out of your vag Stranger: my dad works on wallstreet i live in a bleeping penthouse in new york with my boyfriends and kid You: No you dont Stranger: boyfriend ** Stranger: yeah i doo You: And if your dad does work on wallstreet he is a bleeping crook You: You whole family is a bunch of bitchs You: bleep him and his recession You: I WILL KILL YOU BITCH Stranger: bitches learn how to spell and im illiterate You: Jesus strike me down now! Typos are a sin You: Maybe if I spent five minutes with each seconds checking it like you I would type perfectly Stranger: wow some kid who weighs 148 is gunna kill me with my boyfriend right next to me You: Yea, your "boyfriend" Stranger: you should You: Ill kill your baby Stranger: kid do u want me to call the cops now You: lol yup "Hello 911, some guy on omegle is threatening me help Stranger: oh go suck a dick You: Your child's dick ok? Stranger: my child is a girl you bleeptard You: I'll rape her then Stranger: wow your a pervertt You: And yo uare lving a lie You: You dont have a bf Stranger: yess i do how else do i have a kid You: Are you a bleep by any chance? Stranger: no You: Jew? Stranger: no You: Cracker? You: I'm guessing yes Stranger: wtf u r a racist a sexist and an ass You: And you are white? Stranger: yes i am You: bleeping stuck up snob You: Get back in the kitchen bitch Stranger: bleep you You: bleep are taking over, see whose Pres? They gunna enslave you crackas Stranger: your bleeping disgusting You: Well, you are pretty dumb and you just got TROLLED so hard. Oh shit, mate, internet is srs bsns. And I'm sorry for saying I'd kill your baby; that WAS kinda harsh. But you still got TROLLED so hard! Lmao! Stranger: tht is a terrible word You: Ok bro You: Well, you are pretty dumb and you just got TROLLED so hard. Oh shit, mate, internet is srs bsns. And I'm sorry for saying I'd kill your baby; that WAS kinda harsh. But you still got TROLLED so hard! Lmao! You: Well, you are pretty dumb and you just got TROLLED so hard. Oh shit, mate, internet is srs bsns. And I'm sorry for saying I'd kill your baby; that WAS kinda harsh. But you still got TROLLED so hard! Lmao! You: Well, you are pretty dumb and you just got TROLLED so hard. Oh shit, mate, internet is srs bsns. And I'm sorry for saying I'd kill your baby; that WAS kinda harsh. But you still got TROLLED so hard! Lmao! You: Well, you are pretty dumb and you just got TROLLED so hard. Oh shit, mate, internet is srs bsns. And I'm sorry for saying I'd kill your baby; that WAS kinda harsh. But you still got TROLLED so hard! Lmao! You: Well, you are pretty dumb and you just got TROLLED so hard. Oh shit, mate, internet is srs bsns. And I'm sorry for saying I'd kill your baby; that WAS kinda harsh. But you still got TROLLED so hard! Lmao! You: Well, you are pretty dumb and you just got TROLLED so hard. Oh shit, mate, internet is srs bsns. And I'm sorry for saying I'd kill your baby; that WAS kinda harsh. But you still got TROLLED so hard! Lmao! You: Well, you are pretty dumb and you just got TROLLED so hard. Oh shit, mate, internet is srs bsns. And I'm sorry for saying I'd kill your baby; that WAS kinda harsh. But you still got TROLLED so hard! Lmao! You: Well, you are pretty dumb and you just got TROLLED so hard. Oh shit, mate, internet is srs bsns. And I'm sorry for saying I'd kill your baby; that WAS kinda harsh. But you still got TROLLED so hard! Lmao! You: Well, you are pretty dumb and you just got TROLLED so hard. Oh shit, mate, internet is srs bsns. And I'm sorry for saying I'd kill your baby; that WAS kinda harsh. But you still got TROLLED so hard! Lmao! You: AHH CALL THE COPS You: IM SO SCARED You: PLS DUN You: Make me a sandwich bitch You have disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi Stranger: where are you from? You: london Stranger: wow wow wow wow Stranger: i;m korean Stranger: i love love love london You: You are bleeping annoying too Stranger: ...; Stranger: why are you say..that Stranger: i;m not north You: wowowowowowowowoowow You: wow You: i love love love you You: wowowowow You: im bleeping awesome wowowowowowo Stranger: ;;;; You: Annoying chink; grow a bigger penis Stranger: i like london but i hate you Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Do you hate Americans? Stranger: only the black ones Stranger: why You: I'm conducting a survey; what country are you form? Stranger: america You: Are you a redneck? Stranger: the black ones - obama Stranger: i live in virginia You: Do you think NASCAR is a sport and do you like NASCAR? Stranger: bleep* you i live in metropolitan va Stranger: i'm not a bleeping redneck You: Do you think NASCAR is a sport and do you like NASCAR? it is a simple question Stranger: i live 5 minutes from dc Stranger: bleep nah Stranger: i can drive but i don't get paid You: So would you consider yourself a north racist? Has your family ever owned any slaves? Stranger: we still do shh Stranger: and yes i am a north racis Stranger: t Stranger: what's the difference between roadkill deer and a dead black man in the road? Stranger: there are skidmarks before the deer You: What is your opinion on Benedict Arnold? Stranger: he's a bleep Stranger: and can suck your dick You: Would you support Obama if he was white? Stranger: yeah Stranger: much more You: What do you think about Henry Clay? good guy? Stranger: who the bleep is henry clay? You: Don't know who he is because you have a poor education? Stranger: um no i go to thomas jefferson high school for science and technology You: And you don;t know who Henry Clay is...? Stranger: just so happens that this school sent the most students to IV league honors in the US. and no. Stranger: nor do i care who henry clay is You: How old are you? Stranger: 16 You: Do you consider Jefferson Davis a hero? Stranger: no You: Do you know who he is? Stranger: pres of confeds i know who he is You: 'atta boy! Stranger: he was from richmond and my family owns his old property You: How about Lincoln? You must of heard of him. Do you think he was smart in ending slavery? You: or was that a bad idea? Stranger: WHO?! jk You: oh good one Stranger: he's a good guy Stranger: i'm not a racist btw Stranger: no but seriously who's henry clay? You: You know, I know where you live (Virginia, 5 min from DC,) your age (16) and your school (jefferson high school for science and technology). I'm going to hunt you down baby. IM GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN You: YOU BETTER WATCH THE bleep OUT Stranger: i like a challenge bitch Stranger: get on your knees and suck my big black dick You: Your dick isn;t black, stop lying to yourself Stranger: lick the bleep off the tip Stranger: and then lick my butthole Stranger: fag You: So your a homosexual? You want me to suck your dick? I'll assume you are in favor of gay rights then. Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: hi Stranger: hey You: Where are you from? Stranger: kentucky bitch You: Do you consider NASCAR a sport? Stranger: hell yea that is my fav one You: This conversation is over... You have disconnected. Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: Hi Stranger: hi Stranger: i Stranger: i had a sexchange You: Sounds interesting; tell me about it Stranger: male to female Stranger: i hated being a boy You: Why is that? Stranger: boring Stranger: i never wore boys clothes when i was a kid You: Why not? Stranger: i wore girls clothes You: Like dresses? You play with barbies too? Stranger: yep Stranger: and wearing girls panties You: What was your favorite barbie outfit? Stranger: a pink dress Stranger: u can see pic of me! You: Would you agree that Ken is pretty bleeping hot? Stranger: um... Stranger: want to see pic of me You: No I want you to answer my question You: Would you agree that Ken is pretty bleeping hot? Stranger: not really You: Are you attracted to boys or girls? Stranger: girls You: So you are a lesbian? Stranger: yep Stranger: want to see my pic You: What do you think of Lindsay Lohan? You: Her looks; not her slutty personality Stranger: http://snip.jpg You: I ASKED YOU A MOTHERbleepING QUESTION; I DONT WANT TO SEE YOUR GOD DAMN PICTURE YOU bleepING TRANNY You: now You: What do you think of Lindsay Lohan? Your conversational partner has disconnected. Connecting to server... Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: KINER You: I bet you you will disconnect before me You: I bet you that you will disconnect before me, ok? Stranger: Why is that? You: Because I'm on a 12 game winning streak of not disconnecting first Stranger: Try me You: Ok You: Let me jsut record start time' You: June 17, 2009. 22:28:000. Stranger: Alright Stranger: Alright Stranger: What do you do for a living? You: Live in mother's basement and sell shit on Ebay Stranger: HAha Stranger: Nice You: I like it Stranger: I would You: I play a lot of WoW You: Stranger: Hahah Stranger: BRB Stranger: Ill still be here You: Ok Stranger: Back You: Ok You: What do you do for a living Stranger: Nothing right now You: No job? You: No income? You: What!? Stranger: Parents You: How old are you? Stranger: 14 Stranger: You? You: Well I'm actually 16. I lied before. My computer isn't even in the basement You: And our basement was recently re-done so even if it was it would be cool You: And I've never played WoW. You: I played Runescape when I was like 10 though You: Stranger: Ah Stranger: How long have you been connected at the max? You: Erm, sorry? Not understanding? Stranger: What is the longest that you have been connected You: On Omelge? You: omegle* Stranger: Yeee You: Maybe like 15 minutes. I was just doing that thing to intimidate you. Worked, huh? Stranger: Not realyl You: What country you from? Stranger: US You: What part Stranger: The south You: Ohh You: Yikes You: Whats your name? Stranger: Why? Stranger: Nick Stranger: WhY? You: Let me ask you something Nick You: Do you consider NASCAR a sport? Stranger: bleep NO You: What a relief You: phew Stranger: Its bullshit is what it is Stranger: Waste of gas You: Strange. Like every southerner I met on here has the same opinion as you. I guess the real rednecks can;t figure out computers or something Stranger: Yeah Stranger: I guess Stranger: Because its not a southerner thing accutaly Stranger: More of a mid-west You: ahh You: What about have the okay to screw a cousin; is that more mid-west too? Stranger: Nah You: Nah? That is south? You: Where you are? Stranger: Thats Alabama and Mississippi You: Do you live in one of thosep laces? You: places Stranger: Nah Stranger: Lousisina Stranger: Where might you live? You: New England Stranger: Ah Stranger: What part? You: Don;t worry about it Nick Stranger: Well I was born up there Stranger: So I wanna know Stranger: But oh well You: Well where oyu born Nick? If it is where I live i'll let you know Stranger: MA You: Nope Stranger: Ah You: So what type of music you into? Stranger: Metal and Classic stuff You: What do you mean by Classic Stuff Stranger: The Doors, Pink Floyd, the Who, Cream Stranger: All them You: Nice nice Stranger: Yeah You: Can;t say I'm really into metal but classic is good Stranger: Yeah Stranger: I LOVE Metal You: SICK BRO Stranger: I guess You: yeaa You: soooooooooo You: How the ladies be? Stranger: Good Stranger: Real good You: Really now? You: Tell me more Stranger: How much more? You: As much as you feel comfortable with, sonny Stranger: Uh Stranger: I dont really know what to tell you You: Well do you have a girlfriend? Stranger: Yeah You: Well there a start You: Keep it going Stranger: Uh Stranger: I love her You: Thats swell You: Bang her yet? Stranger: Nah You: Waiting till marriage like the good Bible Belt child you are? Stranger: bleep* no Stranger: Thats funny You: So whats the hold up? You: Your 14.... In six months you won;t even like her anymore You: Get in there son and then get out Stranger: Are you sure Stranger: I've dated her for a good whiel You: I am Stranger: While* You: How long are we talking about here? Stranger: Six months in a week You: For 14 then sure I guess that is pretty long You: But seriously, you aren;t going to marry her, you can bet on that You: And you are young so you might as well get on that Stranger: Well Stranger: Yeah You: Get off and go to highschool with expewrience Stranger: Never know Stranger: Yeah You: Your in like 8th grade right? Stranger: Freshman You: Right now? You: Or is it summer or what Stranger: Incoming freshman You: Yeah You: So over the summer You: Have a fling You: And dump it before high school You: Trusy me, you don;t want to be in a commitment going into high school You: trust* Stranger: Nah I do You: No you dont You: There is going to be a lot of ass to check out and you don;t want to be restricted to one you;ve already seen for a yera Stranger: Dude Stranger: I got it all worked out You: Do you Nick? Explain Stranger: I dont know how to exlaping it You: Well what the bleep are you planning to do? Stranger: Its going to work You: Well what is it You: ? Stranger: Sorry, I was playing around in Photoshop Stranger: Dunno mate Stranger: Its going to work You: Nick are you trying to be a smartass with me? Stranger: No You: Ok well you say "it is going to work" You: what exactly is "it" Stranger: Me and her You: OH You: OH MY GOSH You: LOLOLOLOL You: AHAHAHHA You: "You and her" are going to work? Stranger: -.- You: That is great You: You are 14 You: OH LOLOLOL You: Haha You: Ignorance is bliss I suppose Stranger: It is You: Until reality hits at least You: Stranger: Its all roses untill then You: I would be willing to bet you everything I own that by the end of freshman year you won;t be going out with her Stranger: Haha Stranger: I dunno Stranger: Hallo? You: Hi Stranger: Bam You: Do you like "The Killers"? Stranger: Nah Stranger: I used too You: What happened? Stranger: Grew out of them You: And started like Metal...? You: Yikes Stranger: I've liked it when I was in the second grad Stranger: e You: Wtf? I was playing pokemon and listening to the backstreet boys in second grade Stranger: Not me You: And yikes your music taste has really regressed Stranger: I was bleeping rocking out to Opeth Stranger: Nah You: SICK MAN OPETH You: SIIICKKKKKKK Stranger: I LOVE OPETH You: YEAH BROOOO SICK HARDCORE MAN SIIIIICCCCCCCKKKKKKK Stranger: Dont be so sarcastic You: Sorry mister Nick Stranger: Its fine You: So seriously what the hell happened to you? Stranger: What do you mean? You: Yo uwent from like The Kilers to metal....? You: wtf is that Nick? Stranger: I liked them both at the same time You: And now it is only metal? Stranger: Pretty much Stranger: Classic stuff too You: You ever play Minesweeper? Stranger: Some tiems You: You suck at it? Stranger: Nah why? You: What were your best times? Stranger: Ive gotten a one click win once You: Well that is called luck Stranger: Yeah Stranger: That too You: What was your best times? Stranger: Nothing I remeber You: Wel lbleeping check You: Open it upo and go to Best Times Stranger: What are yours? You: I asked you first Stranger: Its not a big deal Stranger: So just tell me Stranger: Hahahha Stranger: It tells me 999 seconds You: That means you never beat it Stranger: I have Stranger: Guess it must be my new harddrive You: Well start playing and tell me what you get Stranger: Dont really feel like it You: What the hell do you have to do Nick? Stranger: Photoshopppp Stranger: And I go on fourms a good bit You: And what the hell could you being doing on photoshop? Stranger: I make stuff You: Like bleeping what Nick Stranger: http://i357.photobucket.com/albums/oo19/pawnnarb/ME-1.png Stranger: Thats one this Stranger: Thing* You: Well no offense but hat is bleeping weird Stranger: Thats fine Stranger: I dont care You: Looks like he is grabbing his penis tbh Stranger: Nah tbh Stranger: Its Lucifer tbh You: What forums do you go on? Stranger: Pawngame.com Stranger: Planetrenders.com You: Never heard of it Stranger: Crownzero.net You: Try Neoseeker.com You: Thats where I go You: Good stuff Stranger: What is it Stranger: ? You: Has gaming forums, social forums, special interest forums. Anything you can think of. Very neat and organized Stranger: Ah Stranger: I might You: I mean if you like forums, and it sounds like you do, this is definitely one to check out Stranger: Looks just like straight gaming You: http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/18/ You: http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/index.php?cat=4 You: http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/index.php?cat=12 You: I mean it has one for every game so yeah there is a lot but most arent active You: the social forums are the mos tactive Stranger: Oh Stranger: If I join Stranger: The name will be KINER You: tough luck You: http://www.neoseeker.com/members/profiles/Kiner/ Stranger: Mother bleeper Stranger: I hope he burns in hell You: Now what would you join as? Stranger: Spamband or Spanish Caravan You: Both are free You: Go with the second You: Spamband sound noobish and you will get flamed Stranger: Idc Stranger: I might join Stranger: I might not You: Cool man Stranger: http://crownzero.com/forums/index.php? Stranger: Try here Stranger: My name is KINER Stranger: Ofcourse Stranger: Its graphics and stuff You: I suck dick at graphics Stranger: So You: So... why the hell would I join a graphics forum? Stranger: Dunno You: The only forum I am a member of is Neoseeker and then some hocke yforums; thats it. Stranger: Oh You: So you going to join or what? Stranger: Not sure You: When are you going to decide? You: There are graphics forums in it too btw You: And a lot of header contests for each forum you could enter Stranger: Oh Stranger: Im not sure when Im going to decide You: Well Nick take your sweet bleeping time. I love just sitting here awaiting your decision Stranger: Ok good Stranger: Heh You: And btw You: http://www.neoseeker.com/forums/18/t1368363-omegle/ Stranger: Whats your name? You: Why must you know? Stranger: Never mind then Stranger: Ever listen to Megadeth? You: No I don;t like metal You: at all Stranger: Ah Stranger: Why You: I think it is shit Stranger: Why? You: Thrashing around, canlt understand it You: just not my thing man You: way to "hard" You: i like lighter stuff Stranger: I can understand them all as clear as day Stranger: You just have to have the ear for it You: Still not my thing You: I'll brb You: getting food Stranger: Alright You: back Stranger: Alright Stranger: What might you have gotten You: fudgeicles You: no idea how to spell it Stranger: Fudgesicles or so Stranger: Im not sre Stranger: Sure* You: yea You: so what are you doing? Stranger: Oh Stranger: Nothing Stranger: I forgot about this You: So what you doing Stranger: Just got done makign something You: let me see Stranger: http://i357.photobucket.com/albums/oo19/pawnnarb/BODYcopy-1.png Stranger: 100% from scratch You: Banner for a forum? Stranger: Nah You: What is it Stranger: Its a tag You: ? You: whats that Stranger: Dont worry about it You: hi Stranger: Hi You: how are you today? Stranger: Fine? You: asl? Stranger: No Stranger: Your gay You: Yeah I'm a pedophile You: Smart descision Stranger: I can tell You: mothers warnings have paid off Stranger: Pedo = ew You: never tell a stranger your information Stranger: I dont You: you WILL get raped Stranger: I know You: don;t help a strangers find their puppy either Stranger: I know that You: or accept candy Stranger: I know You: or get in their windowless van Stranger: I KNOW You: Damn son You: You know a lot of thing You: bleeping Einstein over here Stranger: Stop being so sarcastic You: Sorry Einstein Stranger: Correct Stranger: Accept his IQ is a little it higher than mine You: No way bro You: You know EVERYTHING Stranger: Gtfo You: Hey do you like the Smashing Pumpkins? You: Damn you are a slow typer Stranger: Im not really wanting to respon uber fast You: ... You: Did you really just use the word 'uber'? You: bleep Stranger: UBER You: That is really cool and mature of you mr metalhead You: I LOVE OPETH AND MEGADETH. IM 14 YRS OLD AND AM GUNNA MARRY MY GF You: IM THE MAN! Stranger: I am the man You: NO bleepING SHIT I JUST SAID THAT YOU ILLITERATE MOFO Stranger: Your being sarcastic You: Damn mother must be proud. That good old southern education is really paying off Stranger: Thanks Stranger: It does You: Hey do you like the Smashing Pumpkins? Stranger: N Stranger: O Stranger: No* Stranger: You asked that You: And you failed to answer it Stranger: I said "Nah" You: Omfg You: You: Hey do you like the Smashing Pumpkins? You: Damn you are a slow typer Stranger: Im not really wanting to respon uber fast You: ... You: Did you really just use the word 'uber'? You: bleep Stranger: UBER You: No you didn;t so hick You: you hick* Stranger: Stranger: Hey do you like the Smashing Pumpkins? You: Nah You: Yeah way to just type it out Stranger: Uh no You: Uh bleeping yes You: You are a piece of work You: Enjoy this bleep You: nethack c:/ nethack c:/windows/boot ////Transfer Aceppted!//// UPLOADING TROJAN_23IX.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_24IX.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_25IX.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_26IX.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_26.34IX.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_27IX.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_28IX.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_33IX.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_DF33IX.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_03IX.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_01IX.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_23DDX.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_342IX.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_287.3IX.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_99.93IX.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_237cIX.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_missypop.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_3.x.2.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_239IX.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_IIISIX.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_demunXxX.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_restall.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_windows.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_windowsXP.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_windowsVISTA.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_67x.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_missypop9000.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_4see.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_H.EXE UPLOADING TROJAN_AN.EXE Stranger: How so? Stranger: Funny Stranger: Why would I be scared of a copy and paste? Stranger: Why? Stranger: HUH Stranger: WHy Stranger: HUH Stranger: WHY Stranger: WHY Stranger: WHY Stranger: TELL ME Stranger: PLEASe Stranger: WHy Stranger: WHY Stranger: No response? Stranger: NONE? You: hi Stranger: FAg Stranger: Fag* You: how are you doing today? Stranger: Fag You: m or f? Stranger: Fag You: No no. F stands for female not fag. I'm asking if you are a boy or girl; not if you are a fag. If you swing that way thought it is okay Stranger: I KNOW Stranger: Im calling you a fag You: Well I'm asking you You: m or f? Stranger: MALE You: Wanna cyber? Stranger: Why would I? You: Because you are on Omegle? You: If you are afraid that is okay You: We could just trade nudes You: I'll give you a Vanessa Hudgens for a Lindsay Lohan Stranger: Im fine Stranger: You dipshit You: "I'm fine, you dipshit" has answered none of my questions or accurately responded to any of my statements. Do you have reading comprehension problems? If you do it is okay. Many kids struggle with reading these days Stranger: Im not sure You: Your not sure...? What size is the bus you take to school, Nick? Stranger: Full sized you tard You: Full sized... You: lol You: "Hi I'm Nick from Louisiana and I take a fullsized bus to school! Yeehaw!" Stranger: Uh Stranger: Yeah sure You: What size soda do you usually order? Full sized? Stranger: Your mom You: OH SHI- You: Kids can spit You: That was bleeping good man You: Originality is key Stranger: Your mom is bleeping good in the bed You: Right, so you have never even laid a finger on your "girlfriend of six months AND A WEEK" yet my 50 year old mom is good in bed You: You, Nick, are a freak Stranger: OHOHO Me and her have done stuff Stranger: Forgot to tell you Stranger: I got side tracked You: Wow your big now You: Tell me this story Nick Stranger: Uh You: Then after I want you tell your girlfriend how you tried to showoff to some stranger on the internet so you told him what you guys did You: mmk? Stranger: Yeah I had a feeling that your going to think Im trying to show off, so it would be pointless You: No, I am honestly very interested in your story, Good Nicholas. Please share it with me Stranger: Your just being a creep You: Am I'm a full sized creep or just a little sized creep You: ? Stranger: A little sized one You: So just like your bus You: Yikes Stranger: Very full sized funny You: Oh ho ho. No your bus is very full sized? You: Do they teach you this lingo in your fine southern educational establishments? Stranger: Tbh Stranger: We have some nice schools down here You: Oh I'm sure Stranger: No lie You: Really now. No lie? Please tell me more Nicholas Stranger: Dude Stranger: Grow up You: Oh You: Oh my You: This is great You: You are telling me over the internet to grow up You: AHAHAHAHHA You: OHOHOHOO You: OH SHIT MAM Stranger: I know Stranger: Im pro You: You do provide some good laughs I'll give you that Stranger: I try You: Stop that Stranger: Which might be? You: "I try" and shit like that makes you sound bleeping stupid You: Stop that Stranger: Because I dont try You: .. Stranger: Want me to make sense? You: Stranger: I try Stranger: Because I dont try Stranger: Yeah Stranger: Want me to make sense You: Type that five more times then I'll consider it, yeah Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: Want me to make sense You: I said type not copy and paste you idiot Stranger: I still typed it You: No you hit ctrl+v You: That is not bleeping typing Stranger: Thats typeing You: Nick, your thoughts right now are not up to the standards of a full sized bus Stranger: Are you trying to get me to leave? You: Nick. You: I asked you to type "Want me to make sense" five times You: You hit ctrl+v five times You: Comprehendo? You: They are very different Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: v Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: Want me to make sense Stranger: THERE Stranger: I DONT WANT TO TYPE IT You: You still just hit ctrl+v You: Well then I DONT WANT YOU TO MAKE SENSE You: ok You: ok Stranger: Are you just trying to get me to leave? You: No, Good Nicholas. I actuallly thoroughly enjoy our discussions. I especially liked hearing about your girlfriend. Furthermore, I loved learning about your interest in graphics and I really loved that picture of they guy grabbing his penis. And finally, I love it when you spam ctrl+v. I would never want you to leave me Nicholas Stranger: Your just being a bleep now You: I'm sorry you feel that way Nicholas. Fortunately for me, your opinion is completely and utterly worthless in my eyes Stranger: Oh thats good You: So about your graphics. You: Why is that guy holding a penis? Stranger: Your fag You: Your the one who made a guy holding a bleeping penis Stranger: Its a statue of Lucifer Stranger: And he is holding his robe You: His penis-looking robe? Stranger: Sure You: So you girlfriend suck your dick yet or what? Stranger: Yes Stranger: Twice You: Wow Nick, you must be a proud kid Stranger: I guess You: Why did you stick it in her vagina? You: didnt* Stranger: Didnt have the time You: She was on the small sized bus and you were on the full sized bus so that decreases a lot of oppurtunity for sticking it in? Stranger: Nah Stranger: We just didnt have the time You: From a moral standpoint, what do you think about hitting bleep girls? Stranger: Its bleeped up You: So they don;t deserve love? You: Only a bleep man can get on them? Stranger: I really dont care You: What if there are no bleep men left You: bleep women dont deserve pleasure? Stranger: Im sure they have toys You: ... You: Yeah toys are wonderful that is why people love being virgins and just using toys You: screw the real thing You: leaving home is so much of a hassle Stranger: There to retarted too You: ill just stick this dildo up me You: seriously bro You: cmon now Stranger: I really dont care You: Lets put it this way You: There is this bleep girl. I mean, for a bleep girl she is alright, okay? And this girl, she is really lonely and has never had sex. She is dying and the only people around are you and her. She reall really doesn't want to die a virgin so she asks you to bleep her You: What do you do? Stranger: I proboly wouldnt You: Wow and you would let her die and not fulfill her last wish? You: you are a cold hearted dick Stranger: Would you? You: Hell yes You: I'm not an asshole like you You: and i said she is alright for a bleep girl You: not like you are doing bleeping medusa or something You: I hope your children are bleep so you can no what it feels like You: dick Stranger: eah Stranger: I guess I am You: What would you do if your bleep child walked up to you and asked why no one will love them? Stranger: I would drop kick them in the face You: now thats a lie and we both know it You: Nick please stop acting up You: or ill revoke your privilege of riding on the full sized bus Your conversational partner has disconnected. Purely for laughs.

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