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The Three Little Pigs: Neoseeker Style
~By Chobi
Once upon a time there were three little pigs. Their names were Wraith, LanDi Sama, and Crazy Daisy. All of them were very happy, but they were also homeless. One day, during a particularly heavy downpour, Wraith decided that they should all build houses for themselves. LanDi and Daisy didn’t care much for this idea, seeing as they were lazy and couldn’t be bothered to do the work. Wraith managed to persuade them though, and they all agreed that they would start building the very next day.
Also trapped in the heavy downpour was Sephiroth, a very hungry and very wet wolfman. He had been eyeing up the pig ladies lately, for they looked very tasty and would make good ham sandwiches. //I wonder how I can catch them?// he thought to himself. His growling stomach brought him away from his thoughts, and he knew that he must do something soon. He had overheard the pig’s plans to build houses, and knew that he must get them before then. It would be very hard to catch piggies if they were all locked up safe and sound in a house. Curling his upper lip, Gooden knew that he would soon have a full belly, and perhaps even the material to build a house of his own.
The next day, the three pig sisters split up to look for materials that they could use for their dwellings. Wraith warned them all to find things that would make a sturdy and strong home. LanDi and Daisy pretended to be listening, but really they weren’t. They were very happy when their sister finished talking, and they left as quickly as they could before Wraith could give them another lecture.
LanDi wandered for a little while, and came across a farmer. The farmer had many bales of hay and was trying to sell some. //Hmmm…// thought LanDi. //This looks like it would be good material for a building.// With that, she bought as much hay as she could afford, and began making her house.
Soon the straw house was complete. LanDi was just decorating when she heard a sound outside. Placing down the Goku x Vegeta figurine that she had been holding, our little pig marched to the front window and stuck her nose out to see what was going on.
A mock sweet voice greeted her sensitive ears.
“Little pig, little pig, let me come in.” it said.
This did not make LanDi happy. She wanted to be left alone, so that she could undress her Dragonball dolls and play with them.
“Not by the hairs on my chinny-chin-chin.”
This statement pissed Seph off, and he yelled angrily at the pink nose sticking out the window.
“Then I’ll huff, and I’ll puff, and I’ll blow your house down!”
With that, he took a huge gulp of air into his lungs. However, before he could actually blow, the whole house collapsed. It turns out that the house had caved in due to all the yaoi that LanDi had placed on the walls.
LanDi screeched horribly and ran away as fast as she could, snatching up as many yaoi pictures as was possible on her way out.
Seph was angry, but he knew that there would be other chance. Making sure nobody was looking; he took some yaoi himself before heading off in the opposite direction.
For now, it seemed like Daisy was having better luck than her unfortunate sister was. Her wanderings had taken her to a wood, and there were many sticks and twigs scattered about the ground there. With a small smile she gathered up lots of them and proceeded to build her home. Daisy was very artistic, and the end result was a stick home that resembled Gojyo. Satisfied with her creation, she waltzed right in and shut the door.
It wasn’t long before Seph came upon Daisy’s house. His immediate response was one of bewilderment. Why was there a giant wooden Gojyo in the forest? He didn’t even realize that this wonderful creation was a house and began to walk away. The sound of music coming from the lifeless anime character was the thing that made Seph stop. A silhouette of Daisy dancing could be seen in the window, performing an astonishing pirouette before landing on her bum. The hungry wolfman beamed. Maybe this time he would be able to get a small snack.
Walking over to the house, Seph bellowed out:
“Little pig, little pig, let me come in.”
There was no response. The music was too loud for the dancing pig to hear the shout. Seph scowled, then got as much air into his lungs as he could. He then let it out in a mighty blow. Pieces of the house scattered everywhere, and it was soon in even worse a state than LanDi’s was.
Poor Daisy had been caught unaware, and now lay unconscious in a pile of sticks. Seph walked over to her and swallowed her in one gulp. This, however, did not satisfy his hunger. With a small belch, he went of in search of the remaining pig sister.
Meanwhile, Wraith was putting the finished touches on her home. While her sisters had wanted to finish the houses as fast as they could, Wraith actually tried to take her time. The result was an extremely strong brick house, complete with a built in Jacuzzi. Wraith knew that this extra touch might come in handy later. All dirty thoughts aside, she went into her house. Just before she could lock the door, a loud scream could be heard. When she opened the door she saw LanDi tearing down the path. Her frantic sister ran right past her and into the house. Wraith wasn’t exactly sure what was going on, so she closed and locked the door before turning to her terrified sister.
“LanDi, what’s wrong?” she asked, concern showing in her voice. LanDi just looked up at her and began to tell the tale. It turns out she was more upset about losing yaoi than losing her house, and this caused Wraith to roll her eyes. “Well, everything’s fine now. You can live here with me until you can get things sorted out.”
LanDi just nodded and fell asleep on the couch. After hearing about this wolfman, Wraith was happy she had taken extra measures to make sure her house was safe.
Back in the woods, poor Seph’s stomach was beginning to make angry little cries again. He just glared down at it, as if that would be enough to make it stop. Of course this attempt didn’t work too well, so he just sighed and plopped down onto the grass. A small scream caused him to jump up, and then look where he had been sitting. The thing he saw was a tiny ant glaring up at him.
“Watch where you’re going!” it snarled.
Seph just blinked at it. The ant didn’t seem too excited that it had nearly been squished, and continued to stare at the wolfman with a deathglare.
“My name is SerialZero!” it squeaked in frustration. “Get out of my town!”
//Great.// thought Seph. //I’m starving, and I just had to run into an ant with an attitude problem.//
By this time Zero was red in the face, and she called over her minions. Several other ants appeared all wearing different types of masks.
“This is my army.” Zero explained. Their names are Deathman48, Treecko3, noob N Master, and The Arabian Princess.
“She makes us wear these Saiyuki masks.” Deathman48 whined. With a tiny little leg, he scratched at the Sanzo mask currently upon his face.
“I think it’s wonderful.” Breathed The Arabian Princess.
Zero quirked an eyebrow at this last remark and moved a few inches away from her adoring slave.
Seph couldn’t take anymore and quickly left the area. Threats of a slow demise followed him as he dashed through the trees. The last remark he heard from the ants was one from Zero, promising death at his next picnic.
Seph was running so fast that he hardly noticed when he nearly slammed into a brick house. He crinkled his nose at the near impact and turned to leave. He was halted when he heard the sound of exasperated squeals coming from the interior of the building.
//Excellent.// Seph leered. This sounded just like LanDi, and with any luck her sister was in there too. Seph was just about to try and blow the house down, when he realized that brick couldn’t be blown down that easily. //Nothing a little bit of dynamite can’t help.// he said to himself.
Soon he had tons of explosives piled up against the side of the house. He took out a match and tried to light it on his leg, just like on the movies. It didn’t work, and the wolfman snarled in frustration.
“Damn, I wish I had a light.” He whispered, holding out the match angrily. Suddenly a jet of flame shot out of nowhere and light the match. It also lit Seph. After hurriedly putting out his arm, Seph turned around. In front of him was a giant dragon that looked very aerated. It was a good 50 feet in length, and had scales that were a deep crimson. They were incrusted with gold, which glinted in the sun when the dragon moved. Deep yellow eyes seemed to bore into Seph’s soul, and he gulped nervously.
Wraith was just putting a pot of hot water to boil on the stove, when an ear-splitting shriek caught her attention. A shrill roar and a lot of stomping around accompanied it. Wondering what was going on, Wraith walked to her window.
//It looks like one of my guard dragons caught something.// she thought to herself. There was no way the poor creature her dragon was assaulting would live through this if she didn’t do something. With a small sigh, Wraith walked outside and managed to calm down the aggravated reptile. When she finally turned to the victim, she felt a flush creep into her cheeks. Standing before her was a nearly naked and very angry wolfman. Wraith licked her lips thoughtfully. Before Seph could do anything, he was pounced by the ecstatic piggy.
Thinking something to be a bit strange, LanDi walked outside. The sight that befell her was enough to make her gasp. Her sister was having a passionate make out session with none other than the very man who tried to kill her. The shocked swine finally left the area when an article of Wraith’s clothing hit her in the face. The last thing she saw was Wraith dragging her prize over to the Jacuzzi.
What was the outcome of this story? Well, Wraith finally got her wolfman for one. LanDi built another house that would actually last this time, and used to it host her yaoi fanclub. Daisy was forever gone, which enraged the Zero ant. Together with her minions, she destroyed Seph’s old dwelling. They then rebuilt the stick Gojyo in hopes of calming Daisy’s soul. Was this a happy story in the end? That’s up to you to decide. =P
By~ Chobi
Fluffy
Summertime inside:
The times I cherished daring,
Caring for her whims;
The times I loathed ev’ry twitch:
It wins me over.
By Neo's own
-BMXPro
"Moonlight Serenade
On one sultry saunter's sunset,
I bid farewell to the day with you,
And though the façade pains me so,
All I can do is bid you solemn adieu.
Walking home is painful,
Because as the way is bright and personal,
And its patience relaxing and thankful,
My glow without it is imaginal.
Exhaustion, conundrum set in—
Joining my lashes brings more hate,
But to serve as respite to wanton fire
I have the blessings of fate.
No sleep can I gain at times like this?
And finding no time alone?
One farce of a light after another,
Shaking me in my ceaseless cyclone.
Dancing up my fingertips,
And leaping across my hands,
The latent light watches my plight,
As if it knows my hourglass's sands.
Staring through the window is painful,
Because as the moon is bright and beautiful,
And its light ethereal and serene,
My glow without it is doubtful.
On closer reflection: obviously,
The moon is the moon,
With its imperfections and fallacies—
But it has its amorous tune.
It’s what I wonder that scares me,
Thrilling, filling me with fantasy!
Watch me dare to try my rapture
And finally test my ecstasy!
Watch it stare you in the face:
Through your satin curtains and secret stores,
Through your damp face and your failing hands,
Watch my light become yours.
And as the light strikes your eternal chamber,
Gracing your presence with a gentle caress,
Let it be known that my serenade is
No longer haunted by subtle regress."
By Neo's own
-BMXPro
"Somtimes life can be as bittert as a dragon tears. But whether dragon tears are bitter or sweet depends entierly on how each man preceives the taste"
- Old Chinese saying
"Living in the modern age,
death for virtue is the wage.
Soit seems in darker hours,
Evil wins, kindness cowers.
Ruled by violence and vice
We al stand upon thin ice.
Are we brave or are we mice,
here upon such thin,thin ice?
Dare we linger, dare we skate?
Dare we laugh or celebrate,
knowing we must strain the ice?
Preserve the ice at any price?"
- The Book of counted sorrows
You know a dream is like a river
Ever changing as it flows.
And a dreamer's just a vessel
That must follow where it goes.
Trying to learn from what's behind you
And never knowing what's in store
Makes each day a constant battle Just stay between the shores.
-The River
Garth Brooks, Victoria Shaw
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