For posts side-splittingly hilarious, vastly epic, and full of wit, one man stands out above the rest. Faster than a speeding hard-disk drive, smarter than a quad-core Pentium 4, more powerful than... a quad-core Pentium 4, this man roams the world, sending everyone he meets into a coma of pure awe. Some have said he's "the stubborn one". Others, that he's "like the battery bunny guy". All that is known for sure is that he goes by a simple name which shall echo throughout the ages... UWD.