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Location: Bangor, WA, USA    Member since: February 15th, 2002    Profile views: 21756

Real Name:Robert Anderson
Email:private
MSN:turkagent@hotmail.com
AIM Handle:Le Turkagent
Location:Bangor, WA, USA US
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Age:24
Gender:Male
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Welcome brethern to the church of Turkagent's Expert Gaming. THine requests to bring you the guidelines of his preisthood shall be covered this fornight.

Code 1-Thou shalt not use games as erotic pleasures or dreams. Thou shalt realise that games are for lesuire and not an petty excuse for not having a life.

Code 2-When thou dost try and beat the game, thine should realise that if thou does throw thine controler you will be out of another 25 bucks. Money doth not grow out of trees and destroying the cd will not help thee in thine quest.

Code 3-Upon thine first try of the game, thou shalt not immediatly consulth thine guide. Thou should try to beat the game first hand before reaching for thine well bought guide.

Code 4-When proclaiming thineself a true master of any game, thou first shall think if thou hast made a succesful guide of thine mastered game. True master comes only after making a guide.

Code 5-Thou can make fun of thine inferiors. For if thou has obtained mastery of thine came what can thou do but gloat? However realize that while thine can gloat, when thine freind breaks thine cd in half, thou hast no one else to blame.

Code 6-Thou shalt not use gamesharks nor shall thou consalth the codebreakers or doom shall fall upon you mercilessly and thou shalt be trapped in the pits of gamer suckiness for the rest of thy cheating life.

Code 7-Thou Shalt help thy fellow gamer breathern in the quests for knowledge. As thou doth understand they are not as skilled as thee and need help. Thou shalt spend two hours a day attempting to help thy brethern in the holy persuit of gamer knowledge. If you follow according to my wishes all shall be delevired to thee and thy benifits will be great.

Code 8-Thine shall not mocketh other guides infront of thine brethern. Even thought their pitiful excuse for a guide doth make thou laugh in the inner turmoils of thine brain, never should thou allow laughter to escape.

Code 9-Thou shalt not calleth female gamers thine inferiors. While they may not playeth as much as thou, they still deserve respect as thy fellow gamers.

Code 10-If thou if forced to buyeth an guide, use it as thine last resort as thou will undoubtlably be mocked by thy brethern until thou shalt seek to shun thyself.

Code 11-Thou shalt realise that some of they brethern are unskilled in the fine arts of gaming. It is not there fault at their hinderance. Try to helpeth these poor unforunate souls lest they call you names of the devil.

Code 12-Realise that at the late hours of night, that thine scream of frustration at the game over shall wake up thine family and undoubtablly cause misfortune to fall over you. Thy shout most likely will result in doom of thine games.

Code 13-While thy desires to hide thine game from the agents of the devil, realise that their tricks are many and that they can hear thine sounds of button smashing from far away(indeed their power is great)

Code 14-Thou shalt allow thine self to draw pictures of thine favorite heros, and thou shalt allow thine self to buy posters to hang upon thine wall in a shrine of greatness.

Code 15-Thou shalt not use games as an excuse to hide thineself behind curatins of despair.

Biography:
Yes, I know i used to have an Ultra long love letter to neoseeker here, but i moved it to my neohome. So look there and all shall be revealed. ;)

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