| September 18th, 2004 |
| September 5th, 2008 8:20AM |
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| Real Name: | Tice Marty |
| Email: | ticemarty99@yahoo.com
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| Yahoo: | ticemarty99@yahoo.com
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| Location: | private |
| Occupation: | Part-Time Jobs |
| Age: | 20 |
| Gender: | Male |
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| Sports, Star Wars, My girlfriend, And VIDEOGAMES! (not in that order.) |
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| Biography: |
I hunt wolverines in Alaska. When I was 6, I was taken by the government to be put in a special H.I.P. (High Intelligence Program)
I was a Navy SEAL for 8 years. I captured Saddam Hussein, and tortured him until he addmitted he used to be a girl, and gave me the location of his foreskin. I have written several books on how to use Fondu pot. I can feel the bumps on a persons ass and tell them their future. I had sex with your mom, and BOY, she gives head like a heroine whore. God used my idea of "intercourse" for reproduction. I invented ejaculation. I own a Lamburgini, 67-4 Mustang, and dodge Viper. I caught Elephantitis while in the SEALs and it caused my Scrotum to double in size. I have had s&m sex with Maddonna, 17 times. I speak 19 Languages, including Yohalche, Poonannese, and dog. I own a company that makes "poontang" and "mojo," and bottles it for you to drink it. They used my body for the Paper Towel company logo, Brawny. I used to like guys and girls, thank George W. Bush for that. But he got a soar throat, and I'm strait now. My website is called www.imadicksuckerandilikethecock.tit
ALL THIS IS FICTIONAL, AND MADE FOR HUMOROUS PURPOSES ONLY, IF I OFFEND, I'M SORRY. |
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