"What happened here? Where have all the good writers gone? Are they dead? Or have their voices simply been buried under the avalanche of illiterate, grammatically challenged dunces I see running rampant on these forums? There used to be a handful of people who actually spoke English here, and that was it, and that was perfectly okay!
Now what do I see? Runons that are literally a paragraph long! Google-searched pictures slapped in the middle of sheets! Where is the intelligence? Where is the creativity? This is why I barely post here anymore! I can't take it! Tonight alone, I thought I'd browse the forum for once and see, and oh did I see! The first few things that I did see nearly made me smash my keyboard!
And don't anybody dare tell me "eet iz thuh interneet so it dunt matter how I talkzors lawl" or I swear, I will hunt you and stick your head atop a pike at the end of my driveway!"