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Location: Unknown, ON    Member since: April 5th, 2007    Profile views: 4103

Real Name:I need A new name
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Location:Unknown, ON CA
Occupation:The guy you wish you were
Age:17
Gender:Male
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Applied for mod position(s):

May28th - 2007: Applied for Soul Calibur III
(My birthday)

June5th - 2007: Accepted as moderator of Soul Calibur III

May14th - 2008: Requested Demotion from Soul Calibur III

Biography:
Let’s start off at the beginning, shall we?


I was born May 28th, 1991 in Sault St. Marie, Ontario, Canada.


Anyways when I was 8, my father died of an allergic reaction to a painkiller for his back. Apparently some dormant drug in his body woke up when he took the pill, which sadly killed him. He died on November 24th, 1999.

I played soccer for a number of years. My team was the Kamikazes. My numbers were 24 when on the field as a striker and 30 when in the nets.

When I was about 9 or 10, I was playing indoor soccer during the winter. We were given pinnies (colored gym shirts) so that we could make teams. Back then, indoors, we weren’t allowed goalies, but the walls were our allies. Anyways, my pinny was too long and as I ran to slid to save a goal-to-be, I slammed myself head first into a sharp corner of a wall. I now have a 2-inch scare in the center on my head, where my hair starts.
I stopped playing around 2002, when I changed school districts.

I had been playing since I was about 6 (1997).

I went to all French schools from Junior Kindergarten, up until grade 9. (I had gone to four different schools during that time)

I am doing the remaining of my high school career in an English school, which offers a nice French emersion course for people like me.

English was my first language, and thanks to my many years of study, I have no accent when speaking French. (Unlike others that are just learning the language)

I hope to be a writer some day. I write about fantasy, and I have based two ideas for books on dreams that I have had. (Just the like the guy who wrote the Eragon series)

While in grade 8, I discovered Runescape, like many people did. It took up my life, so I gave my main away. But after a few weeks I wanted it back, but my pass was changed and the recovery questions were deleted. Luckily, Jagex Ltd, the guys who made Runescape, had another way of recovering accounts. You had to send them things that only the real user would know. For example, the date it was made, the dates all the passwords were changed (if you did it often like me) and so on. Then I had realized something creepy. I had made that account the day my Father died. The year 2004 was a strange one, let me tell you. Now, obviously I won’t give out its name.

Fav. Runescape Friends:

Revens Lust (If you know the name, odds are, we killed you)
Jdhunter2 (Stop fishing, damn it)
Hellfire Ron (Odd big bro…)
Da Beast347 (Odd little bro who lives near Ron)
Kent97 (First ever friend. He gets hacked a lot these days, but when I ask the person on his account who my first friend was, if the answer isn’t “me”, the I know Kent’s been hacked)
Daka Har (Really cool. He’s damn funny)
Alien Xrange (Awesome friend. Has a few Pking vids on YouTube. We also used to pk together in the XLW clan. The website for it is *snip*, I suggests you look at the Guestbook entries. By the way, the guy yelling at him; Cyv, well that’s me!)

Magicruller is now known as D4Rk B0lts

And I think Thisaint is called Usapureman..not sure..he noob was hacked...


I also played Neopets along time ago. My age is indicated as like 3 years older then I actually am. That is so I could use Neomail to send messages when I was 10 because I couldn’t fax in the request because I didn’t own a fax machine. My strongest pet is Ultima_Black. I also use to have all mutants. Look up Lendise. He was one of mine…But sadly…I forgot the name of my Mutant Kiko…Lyzegere is still my oldest pet though. He’s the only mutant I have left…

Neopets name:

Lakiite



I used to play World Of Warcraft on weekends, and my character’s names are listed above in the interests. (I am strictly Horde)

Don’t know much else to say. I want to learn Latin.

I hold no particular religion. I fail to see any point in having one. So what that means is while I do not believe in Jesus, I do still blame him for all my problems. (Matter of fact, I took a pic of me saying that on RS)

I do think Wikipedia is my God though.

I am of (on my mother’s side) Irish, and East Indian decent.
I am of (on my father’s side) Italian, French, and English decent.

So, yeah. You think your family is screwed, why not come visit me sometime. Or call. Just hearing them yell to ask about who I’m talking to will get you laughing enough to bust a nut.




LEFT HANDED:
(I refer to wikipedia for quotes)

Lists of lefties who write with their right.

Fidel Castro - Writes right-handed
Adolf Hitler signed autographs right-handed
Mickey Rourke - Writes right-handed
Sylvester Stallone - Writes right-handed
Robert Redford - Left-handed, but writes right-handed
Stephen Colbert - Writes right-handed
Michael Vick - Writes right-handed
Barry Bonds - Writes right-handed.
Ken Griffey, Jr. - Writes right-handed
Jody Gerut - Writes right-handed
Ryan Langerhans - Writes right-handed
Trot Nixon- Writes right-handed
Grady Sizemore- Writes right-handed
Manny Pacquiao- writes and punches with his right
Cristiano Ronaldo - Writes right-handed
Shane McMahon - writes right-handed
Jay-Z - Has seen usin' both. Ambidextrous
John Kerry - Ambidextrous, but prefers to write with his right hand



I also have a habit of noticing who’s left handed. Probably because I am a lefty myself, although I write with my right hand. Ronald Regan te US president guy was right handed when standing up, although he was a lefty at everything else. The only things I do with my right hand are: eat, write, brush teeth, and play badminton. I open cans, bottles, play hockey, fence (yeah, I said fence as in Rapier Swordplay) with my left hand.

"A person who is left-handed primarily uses his or her left hand, more so than the right hand; a left-hander will probably use the left hand for tasks such as personal care, cooking, and so on. Writing is not as precise an indicator of handedness as it might seem, because many left-handed people write with their right hand but use their left hand for other tasks."

"Being left-handed can be an advantage in many sports. For example, in fencing, a right-handed fencer might be more accustomed to facing another right-handed fencer simply because being right-handed is more common. A left-handed fencer might also be more accustomed to facing a right-handed opponent for the same reasons. Therefore, when a right-handed fencer faces a left-handed opponent, the right-hander is not as used to fighting a left-hander as the left-hander is used to fighting a right-hander, causing a slight yet noticeable advantage. The same advantage may be present for most one-on-one or face-to-face sporting events."


It is argued that Napoleon's left-handedness contributed to traffic flowing on the right side of the road in post-revolutionary France. The reasoning behind this evolution stems from Napoleon having to fight in wars with his sword in his left hand and that he reportedly converted his army to fight the same way. This would have entailed the French cavalry of the day to approach opponents from their right.




People I don't like...hmm...Not pointing my finger ion any direction (Don't wanna get in trouble)

Satorus and Nitros is more of someone who I'm not...Impressed with...He looks like me too...He thinks he awesome and he threatens me, but when I run after him, his friends defende him. Fight your own dang battles.

Then we have ForkandSpoon. I don't really hate him. I'm just pissed at him. He kicked me in the nuts at the end of History class, that resulted in a painful chain reaction which led to me getting my @$$ handed to me by multiple people.

Highlights enclude him sacking me, Satorus and Nitros kicking me in the shins multiple times, and then somehow a fat kid managed to boot me in the head...

Very painflul.
Everyone laughed.
Teachers did nothing.


My favourite quotes:


Junction Jack

" I once saw a puppet in that kind of suit get hit by a car in the streets. He went flying-looked like a clown getting shot out of a canon. Except there was no net, so it was a different kind of funny."

Warren De'Montague

"I wish one of those voices in your head would just tell you to shut the hell up."

Warren De'Montague

"Hey, my maid's a puppet. Yeah she's terrible, but she's illigal so I can pay her in dirt."

Warren De'Montague

"Wow, you guys cover your asses faster then the new guy in D-Block."

Gil Bender

"Nobody's buying anyone off...But...Is there something you want?"

George S. Patton (WWII General)

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other bastard die for his!"

Chad Lumsden

"Look! A distraction!!"

Wassily Kandinsky

"Color is the keyboard, the eyes are the hammer, the soul is the piano with the strings."

J.P Proulx (My grandfather)

"Joe Louis go down good with diet Pepsi and peanutbutter"

Patrick Griffith:

How do you get rid of porn viruses? Chuck your hard drive in a lake. Seriously. It's either reformat it or throw it out the window for someone else to use.

Fav Movies:

Cradle 2 The Grave (All-Time Best!!!)

Ladykillers

Space Balls

Bad Santa

The New Guy

The Omen (2006)

Smokey and the Bandit

Herold & Kumar

The Transporter

Saw (Trilogy)

Road to ElDorado




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