My boyfriend gave me a $2 wedding ring that came out of a mall vending machine. It's purple, plastic, and it turns out that I'm the one who bought it in the first place and he just found it laying around on my computer desk. How rad is that?
Aether:He gets this section because he withstood two months of hell in my evil clutches. Little pixelized milks, hentai, and worst of all... he had to write in pink! To commend his bravery and loyalty, he shall forever have a place here.