i was born in poland but my parents where being persicuted by albatroses so we fled to the south pole where i was taught to catch fish (i dont know why, the fast food restaurant a couple of snow mounds away was perfectly adequate but ive heared it is out of bussiness now) then at the age of three i swam to the western coast of africa. there i caught a flight to france and that is where i am at the moment staring in the switch mistro card advert "rat-ta-ta-ta-tat" living a life of hot chicks (cygnetes preferably) and expensive champagne. now i am married to a fellow penguin (fellow as in 'the same' not 'male' as far as i know she is female all the way). weve bourght a villa in the south of spain and we spend our summers there. i have made plans to star in more adverts and are thinking of trying it out at holywood. my neofrends are squall0, fodgit and Nomini
i love watching my friend penguins in the snow eating pizza and chips and drinking vodka till theyre drunk and die of frostbite when they fall into the water hee-hee-hee. and obviously i like games, like chess and bridge and all other sorts of grandma games.