patrickmaher's achievements in Goat Simulator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Jun 8, 14
I'm sorry about my goat
Jun 8, 14
Win the title bout!
Apr 10, 14
Do no evil.
Apr 11, 14
Visit all the 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Apr 11, 14
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Apr 10, 14
Find all the blocks
Jun 9, 14
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Apr 10, 14
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Jun 9, 14
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Jun 7, 14
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Apr 10, 14
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Jun 9, 14
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Apr 10, 14
srsly
Jun 9, 14
Become the master of the goat tower.
Apr 10, 14
Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
Jun 9, 14
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Apr 11, 14
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Apr 10, 14
Hold your own concert
Jun 8, 14
Buy all hats
Jun 9, 14
Wield an axe with your tongue
Jun 8, 14
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Apr 10, 14
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Apr 10, 14
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Jun 9, 14
Fight the turtles
Jun 9, 14
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Apr 10, 14
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Apr 11, 14
Knock a bucket into a person
Jun 8, 14
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Apr 11, 14
Smell and look like one
Jun 9, 14
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Jun 8, 14
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Apr 10, 14
Kick a person into a car
Jun 9, 14
Travel to space!
Apr 10, 14
Finish all wallrun quest
Jun 7, 14
Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
Jun 9, 14
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Apr 12, 14
Burn people from afar
Jun 9, 14
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Jun 9, 14
Finish all manual quests
Jun 9, 14
Find all the trophies!
Apr 11, 14
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Apr 11, 14
Hit The jackpot
Jun 9, 14
Thrash the Goathenge
Apr 10, 14
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
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Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
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Reach level 101
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Lick a friend
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Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
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Enjoy your trip
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Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
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Eat 50 food items in one game
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Baa with the choir
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Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
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Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
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Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
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How do you catch goats?
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Unlock the gravity goat mutator
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Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
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Hidden Achievement
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Find all the trophies in GoatZ
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Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
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Find all collectibles on level 2
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Jörgen.
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Unlock the jousting mutator
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Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
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Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
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Burn them!
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Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
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Unlock the mermaid mutator
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Jump on the launchpad
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Get deviously trapped again
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OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
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Inflate that guy's knee
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Visit all zones on the MMO level
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Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
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Do a card trick at the magician
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Give Steve Works the apples
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Craft all items in one game
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Survive 10 days
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Craft all the weapons in one game
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It never erupts when you want it to.
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Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
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Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
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Trash the server room
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Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
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Unlock the wheel of time mutator
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Kill 20 zombies in one game
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