TFW Fernando is faster than you...
I hate "Political Correctness Assholes"...
*Accidently stumble upon PewDiePie video* *Zero surprise sex jokes in entire video* WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?
Rule 137; Pedestrians in a street racing game will always dive out of the way of an oncoming car just in time to avoiding getting hit.
Ate tomato pieces for the first time in years today. Not bad actually, I'm not sure why I had it in my head that they tasted bad...
If you are tone deaf, just start yelling every note and everyone will think you're a good singer anyway :P
Magyarország really is a mouthful to say properly. This is why the rest of the world just calls them Hungary.
Referral posts are the spawn of hate!
"Our bank balance of 7 million dollars needs to be protected well. So we spent 7 million dollars on this new state of the art safe."
Breaking news; the FIA stewards reveal their top secret methods to determining which driver caused the collision; http://bit.ly/1qlrb44
0 members online? Has neoseeker turned into a literal ghost town?
And with that, I've found a way to defeat the dreaded hashtag (last boss of the internet); use ninja stars.
Dad tried to change the channel on me during the last lap of the monaco grand prix ButtF
Beware of therapists; because you can't spell therapist without 'the rapist'.
What are all these Hoenn's I hear about? Are they like evolved hoes?
Go home Australian Classification Board. You are drunk.
Don't you just hate it when your brother tries to kick you in the head and dad blames YOU for it?
Sword stole all my money. Guess it would be fitting to call it... a Bastard Sword (Ba-Dum-Tish!)
Australia has a public holiday for our most devastating military defeat. Shouldn't we be celebrating victories instead? Logic