Just saw Derrick Rose being put on the plane in a box labelled 'Fragile; please handle with care' :(
Is 'Chronic Laziness' a medical condition? Because I think I have it right now :(
Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it. In short, don't start a war; it never works.
Ok, which one of you people posted malware on your member profile?
Average story in a nutshell: Plot Plot Plot Plot TWIST Plot Plot Plot Plot Evil gains advantage Plot Plot Plot Climax Good Wins HOORAY!
Just bought NFS Most Wanted 2012 at a pawnbroker for nine dollars. Yes, nine dollars. liketheftbutlegal
Yet, out of all of the decisions that the '7th tackle' Sharks could've complained about, they complained about a perfectly legit decision...
These NRL finals have been nothing but bullshit call after bullshit call...
After careful consideration, I sentence thou killer green plus whiteboard marker to be cast into thou dustbin!
Figured out what sleep is... well, for 3.5 hours anyway :P
What is sleep? Is it something you eat?
The Liberal Party will cause a zombie apocalypse if elected. The majority of Australia doesn't seem to give a shit.
I can't look at a cherry sunburst coloured guitar these days without being reminded of "Gitah!" K-On RuinedMyLife
Tip to all the villains out there: Destroying the world is a bad return on investment. Aim for domination instead :).
My dad doesn't like it when I spontaneously burst into laughter :(
He slices and he chops, he dices when he drops, better run for your life, oooo... here comes knife!
Feeling kind of lazy...
29 hours in: eyes want sleep, brain still hyperactive. WHY
Sometimes I like to pretend I'm an old wise man and say things like 'back in my day, we didn't have no stinkin wireless controllers'...