okumsup

Soccer (the real football), women, and video games. :P

I grew up in the slums of northern Kentucky, fighting through the obstacles of every day life just to feed myself and my pet dog, Lucky.
I'd knock on people's doors daily and try to complete any task I could get people to give me, and once my reputation with them went up the tasks they gave me started getting harder and harder.
Eventually I was fighting over sized rats in the sewers not far from the center of town. This continued for a few months, the rats becoming tougher and smarter, until they couldn't take anymore called their leader down to quell my uprisings.
The leader was huge, and as we had fought, poor Lucky had been caught in the line of fire and had been slain.
After hours and hours of fighting, I finally avenged Lucky and dropped the evil fiend with a sharpened stick.
The residents of my town worshiped me, having gone from zero to hero I was finally ready to move on and start my new life.

Now I live in Toronto and make really stupid posts constantly.