Goat Simulator

44 of 127 ach. unlocked (35%)
neomonkey's achievements in Goat Simulator
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Jun 23, 14
I'm sorry about my goat
Jun 22, 14
Win the title bout!
Apr 1, 14
Do no evil.
Apr 1, 14
Visit all the 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Apr 1, 14
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death.
Apr 1, 14
Find all the blocks
Jun 22, 14
Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Dec 4, 14
Drag a person into the treadmill with your tongue.
Apr 1, 14
Ride the boat while on a sugar rush
Jun 23, 14
Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Jun 22, 14
We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell.
Apr 1, 14
Why did you step in that? Yuck
Jun 22, 14
Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Apr 1, 14
Become the master of the goat tower.
Apr 1, 14
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Apr 1, 14
Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Apr 1, 14
Get on top of the Parkour obstacle course
Jun 22, 14
Hold your own concert
Jun 22, 14
Buy all hats
Jun 23, 14
Wield an axe with your tongue
Jun 22, 14
Do 10 front flips in one trick.
Apr 1, 14
Ooops, the game seems to have crashed.
Apr 1, 14
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Jun 22, 14
Fight the turtles
Jun 22, 14
Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Apr 1, 14
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds.
Apr 12, 14
Knock a bucket into a person
Jun 22, 14
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Apr 1, 14
Smell and look like one
Jun 22, 14
Ride a bike for 60 sec
Jun 23, 14
Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Apr 1, 14
Kick a person into a car
Jun 30, 14
Travel to space!
Apr 1, 14
Finish all wallrun quest
Jun 22, 14
Give Steve Works the apples
Nov 28, 14
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat.
Apr 12, 14
Burn people from afar
Dec 4, 14
Paint with all the colors of the wind
Jun 22, 14
Find all the trophies!
Apr 12, 14
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items.
Apr 1, 14
Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Jun 22, 14
Hit The jackpot
Jun 22, 14
Thrash the Goathenge
Apr 1, 14
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
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Throw the dwarf Bilbo into the lava
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Shoot down 30 police ships.
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Destroy all freighters.
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Reach level 101
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Lick a friend
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Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
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Enjoy your trip
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Enable the hydraulic cars.
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Spray the dancers using Humphrey Ciabatta.
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Mine 10 pieces of channitatium.
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Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks.
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srsly
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Eat 50 food items in one game
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Baa with the choir
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Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
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Hogtie 50 NPCs.
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Kick something in the air while doing a backflip
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Headbutt Lawrence S.Windler in his lair.
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I wanna be a baahlionaire.
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Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
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Headbutt someone out of their car, then run them over!
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Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
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Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
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How do you catch goats?
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Unlock the gravity goat mutator
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Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
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Hidden Achievement
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Find all the trophies in GoatZ
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Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
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Find all collectibles on level 2
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Run wild with the podracer.
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Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
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Jörgen.
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Unlock the jousting mutator
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A Trip to the Moon.
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Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
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Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
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Burn them!
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Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
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Unlock the mermaid mutator
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Destroy 100 asteroids.
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Jump on the launchpad
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Find all the pony horses.
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Find all trophies in Space.
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Get deviously trapped again
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OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
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Inflate that guy's knee
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Wear 30 masks at once.
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Wrap a garl'eek in tinfoil.
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Just finish that one LAST job.
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Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
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Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
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Blow up all pirate ships.
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Visit all zones on the MMO level
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SECRET
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Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
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Put a money crate in the mining shredder.
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Visit the badehaus.
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Do a card trick at the magician
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Get to a depth of 200 in SteamWorld Goat.
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Throw 5 police officers into prison.
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Craft all items in one game
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Survive 10 days
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Find 10 trophies.
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Complete test chambers.
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Wear 30 things as a hat at the same time.
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Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
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Charm a cow using Valentino Salami.
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Craft all the weapons in one game
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It never erupts when you want it to.
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Complete centrifuge event.
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Listen to the whole pan flute song.
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Tag 10 walls.
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Finish all manual quests
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Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
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Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
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Trash the server room
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Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
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Headbutt all alien eggs.
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Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
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Unlock the wheel of time mutator
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Find 20 trophies.
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Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
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Kill 20 zombies in one game
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