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HAIKU!

As seen in an E-mail floating aroung the Internet... Beware~~Windows-bashing is included!!!
In Japan, they have replaced the impersonal and unhelpful Microsoft Error Messages with Haiku poetry messages... Haiku is used to communicate a timeless message often achieving a wistful, yearning and powerful insight through extreme brevity~~the essence of Zen:

• The Website you seek
  Cannot be located, but
  Countless more exist.
• Chaos reigns withing.
  Reflect, repent and reboot.
  Order shall return.
• Windows NT crashed.
  I am the Blue Screen of Death.
  No one hears your screams.
• Yesterday it worked.
  Today it is not working.
  Windows is like that.
• First snow, then silence.
  This thousand-dollar screen dies
  So beautifully.
• Three things are certain:
  Death, taxes, and lost data.
  Guess which has occurred.
• Out of memory.
  We wish to hold the whole sky,
  But we never will.
• Serious error.
  All shortcuts have disappeared.
  Screen. Mind. Both are blank.