Golden Sun: When You Turn Off Your GBA
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You start your game and you have just met Garet when you turn your GBA off...
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Garet: Why don't you talk?
Isaac:(shrugs)
Garet:Can you talk?
Isaac:(shrugs again)
Garet:Can I teach you how to talk?
Isaac:Yes.
Garet:(surprised)I thought that you couldn't talk!
Isaac:Yes.
Garet:Yes? Yes what?
Isaac:Yes.
Garet:(frustrated)ARGH!
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You play until you reach Vault and then you meet Ivan. You turn off your GBA to eat dinner...
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Ivan:What is Garet doing, Isaac?
Isaac:No.
Ivan:What do you mean "no"?
Isaac:Yes.
Garet:I'm teaching him how to talk. Even ask Isaac
Ivan:Is Garet teaching you how to talk?
Isaac:No.
Garet:Am too!
Isaac:No.
Garet:Screw you!
Isaac:Yes.
Garet:(*blinks*)What?
Isaac:Yes.
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You play while on the toilet. You get up, flush, and then drop it in on accident.
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Ivan:Blubglug
Isaac:Yes
Garet:Pmfff
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You pluck it out of the toilet and play for a little while. You save and turn it off.
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Garet:What is that blue thing that pops up?
Ivan:I dunno. What do you think Isacc?
Isaac:The save bar.
Garet and Ivan:(*blinks*)What?
Isaac:No.
Garet:What did you say before that?
Isaac:Yes.
Ivan:Before No and after Yes.
Isaac:.......
Ivan:Nevermind.
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You want to play, but you can't find your GBA.
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Ivan and Garet:Hey, we're under the bed you idiot!
You:OK, I'm coming.
Isaac:No.
You:OK. I'm not coming then.
Garet puts Isaac in a headlock.
Ivan:YES!
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You play GS:TLA for 1 hour, then turn it off without saving.
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Garet:The idiot forgot to save! Now we are back in Bilibin!
Ivan:God, my feet ache!
Isaac:No.
Ivan:YES THEY DO!
Isaac:NO!
Garet:WILL YOU IDIOTS SHUT UP?!?!
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You play until your path is blocked by mountains and rivers. You save, turn off, and search the net for a solution.
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Ivan:How did those mountains appear?
Garet:A glitch, I bet.
Isaac:No.
Garet:Hey, Isaac, why don't you jump in that river?
Isaac:Yes.
Isaac nearly drowns, but you turn on the GBA.
You:You guys almost killed Isaac. You Bastards!
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You finish yelling, save, and turn it off.
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Garet:Who is he to tell us off?
Ivan:Yeah, why should we listen to him?
Isaac:Because he is the owner!
Garet:ISAAC! YOU CAN TALK FULL TIME NOW THAT WE KNOW YOU CAN!
Isaac:NO!!!
Garet:TALK YOU IDIOT!
Ivan:SHUT UP!!!
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You hear the noise and turn on your GBA.
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You:Do you guys ever shut up?
Isaac:No.
You:Well, start now!
Isaac:NO!

THE END

Chinese Proverbs
-Man with one chopstick go hungry
-Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails
-Man who eat many prunes get good run for money
-Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk
-Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth
-Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night
-It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it
-Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
-Man who fart in church sit in own pew
-Crowded elevator smell different to midget

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