Left 4 Dead 2

55 of 70 ach. unlocked (79%)
iliketurtles' achievements in Left 4 Dead 2
Kill a Jockey within 2 seconds of it jumping on a Survivor.
Nov 25, 09
As the Spitter, spit on a Survivor being choked by a Smoker.
Kill a Spitter before she is able to spit.
Nov 25, 09
Deploy an ammo upgrade and have your team use it.
Nov 25, 09
As the Jockey, ride the Survivors twice in a single life.
Apr 19, 10
In a Survival match, get a medal only using melee weapons.
Aug 9, 10
Survive the Parish campaign.
Dec 27, 09
Cross the bridge finale in less than 3 minutes.
Jun 25, 10
Ignite 50 Common Infected with incendiary ammo.
Collect 15 gas cans in a single Scavenge match.
Aug 10, 10
Open 5 foot lockers.
May 30, 10
Kill 100 Common Infected with the chainsaw.
Jan 16, 10
Have all 3 generators running at once in "The Sacrifice" finale.
Oct 9, 10
Honk the noses of 10 Clowns.
Nov 28, 09
Use every melee weapon to kill Common Infected.
Kill one of each Uncommon Infected.
Kill 10 swampy Mudmen while they are in the water.
Apr 18, 10
Kill 15 Infected with a single grenade launcher blast.
Aug 10, 10
Knock off the heads of 18 infected with the golf club.
Use a Molotov to burn a Clown leading at least 10 Common Infected.
Oct 30, 10
Prove you are stronger than Moustachio.
Dec 31, 09
Collect 10 items dropped by a Fallen Survivor.
Jul 1, 10
As the Spitter, hit every Survivor with a single acid patch.
Apr 16, 10
Rescue Gnome Chompski from the Carnival.
Oct 15, 10
Decapitate 200 Infected with a melee weapon.
Nov 28, 09
In a Versus match, leave the saferoom to defibrillate a dead teammate.
Jun 12, 10
Win a game of Scavenge.
Aug 10, 10
Have Bill sacrifice himself for the team.
Oct 7, 10
Play the new Midnight Riders song on a jukebox.
Kill a tank only with damage from the original Survivors.
Apr 10, 11
Kill a Charger with a melee weapon while they are charging someone.
Nov 28, 09
As the Charger, grab a Survivor and carry them over 80 feet.
As the Charger, grab a Survivor and smash them into the ground for a solid 15...
Survive the Dark Carnival campaign.
Nov 28, 09
Play 6 Mutations.
Sep 7, 10
Survive the Dead Center campaign.
Nov 25, 09
As the Jockey, ride a Survivor for more than 8 seconds.
Apr 25, 10
Survive the Swamp Fever campaign.
Dec 23, 09
Collect 10 vials of Boomer vomit from infected CEDA agents you have killed.
May 25, 10
As the Jockey, ride a Survivor and steer them into a Spitter's acid patch.
Dec 14, 10
As the Charger, bowl through the entire enemy team in a single charge.
May 24, 10
Stop the enemy team from collecting any gas cans during a Scavenge match.
Aug 10, 10
Use a bile grenade on a Tank.
Feb 21, 10
Revive 10 dead Survivors with the defibrillator.
Jul 1, 10
Navigate the sugar mill and reach the safe room without killing any Witches.
Aug 23, 11
Prove you are faster than Moustachio.
Aug 10, 10
Survive the Cold Stream campaign on any difficulty.
Jul 6, 11
Complete "The Sacrifice".
Oct 7, 10
Revive 10 incapacitated Survivors while under the speed boosting effects of...
Dec 22, 12
Using the M60, kill 25 infected without letting go of the trigger.
Aug 9, 10
Survive The Passing Campaign.
Apr 23, 10
Collect three gifts dropped by Special Infected in Versus Mode.
Dec 23, 11
Navigate the impound lot and reach the cemetary safe room without tripping...
Jun 25, 10
Survive the Hard Rain campaign.
Nov 28, 09
Defend yourself at the crashed airliner without taking damage.
Mar 14, 13
Kill a Special Infected with an exploding barrel.
Finish a campaign using only melee weapons.
Play a Versus game on Dead Air from start to finish.
Make a Survivor drop a gas can during overtime.
Collect 100 gas cans in Scavenge.
Cause 25 gas can drops as a Special Infected.
Spread cheer by helping a free holiday player survive a campaign.
Plays games with free weekend players and helps them survive a campaign.
Play 5 full games of Scavenge on The Port.
As a Special Infected, incap someone who is trying to sacrifice themselves.
Survive all campaigns on Expert.
Form a team and beat an enemy team in 4v4 Versus or Scavenge.
Kill a Tank with melee weapons.
Survive a campaign on Expert difficulty with Realism mode enabled.
As the Charger, grab a Survivor and crash them through 8 chairs at the wedding.