harvestmoonlovah

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The truth will set you free, but first it will make you miserable.

Love your enemies! It really pisses them off!

Don't ever attempt a staring contest with a brick wall, they cheat a lot.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

I did what they say and chose the road less traveled...Now where the heck am I?

Don’t knock on Death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Secret admirers are stalkers with stationary.

If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving isn't for you.

When life gives you lemons,make apple juice,then laugh while people try to figure out how the hell you did it.

It doesn't matter whether the glass is half empty or half full,just drink it and get it over with.

WARNING:Do NOT follow in my footsteps...I walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

I'm not afraid of Death.What's he gonna do,kill me?

It's always in the last place you look...of course it is! WHY would I keep looking AFTER I found it?

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Parents spend the first parts of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

When women are depressed, they either eat or go shopping. When men are depressed, they invade another country.

Boys are like dogs: You say hi, pat them on the head, and they follow you home.

The surest sign of intelligent life out there is that none of them has never tried contacting us.

The computer beat me once at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

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One day we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Helizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (color and animal): White Dog (Lame Name..That rhymed!)
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Mojana Yellowbell (Hahaha!)
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Marherel (coooool! hehe)
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (color, drink): White Water (WTF!!??)
6. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Whisky (pfffft.....)
7. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (color, and something that can go wrong): Purple Tsunami (Thats....i dunno )

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(Mark a ♥ before the sentence=the ones that apply to you)

♥ I can sing well.
I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
I open up to others too easily.
♥ I don't kill bugs.
♥ I curse regularly. (i have to stop that lol)
♥ I sing in the shower.
I am a morning person. (night owl)
I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
I'm a snob about grammar. (used too until it got kinda irritating)
I am a sports fanatic.
♥ I play with my hair.
♥ I have/had "x"s in my screen name.
♥ I love being neat.
I've copied more than 30 CDs in a day.
I bake well.
♥ My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue. (red!)
♥ I don't know how to shoot a gun.
I am in love with love.
I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
♥ I laugh at my own jokes.
I eat fast food weekly.
♥ I believe in ghosts.
I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
I am really ticklish.
♥ I love white chocolate.
♥ I bite my nails.
♥ I play video games. (DUH!)
♥ I'm good at remembering faces.
I'm good at remembering names.
I'm good at remembering dates.
♥ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.
♥ I've been honest while filling out this thing. (HAHAHA KINDA :P)



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