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| What not to say to a nice policeman |
 Mar 08, 2008 |
I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
Hey, you must've been doing about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good Job!
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.
Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?
Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's nightstand.
Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?
I pay your salary!
So, uh, you on the take or what?
Gee, Officer! That's terrific! The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there is no other car around--that's how far ahead of me they are.
What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.
Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and the gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.
Hey, is that a 9mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!
Hey, can you give me another one of those full body cavity searches?
Victor Vicetti |
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| BLAHHH |
Feb 28, 2008 |
I HAVE NOTHING ELS TO DO BUT SIGN THIS THING! SO BLEH!
I HOPE YOU LIKE MY SIGNING...
Even though i don't have a stamp  sorry
Alieninvasion08 |
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| RANDOM GOOGLE IMAGE !! |
Feb 10, 2008 |
You have also won a random google image !!
And here it is !! :
Elcheezo |
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| Merry Christmas |
Dec 25, 2007 |
Hope you have a Merry Christmas
and a Happy New Year, MC!! 
SquallyBalambGirl |
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| Merry Christmas! |
Dec 24, 2007 |
 Merry Christmas!May all your wishes and dreams come true in 2008. Have fun, and stay safe.
Love,
~Matt Addison / Astian~
Matt Addison |
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| Merry Christmas! |
Dec 17, 2007 |
  Jingle Bells (Aussie style)
Dashing through the bush,
in a rusty Holden Ute,
Kicking up the dust,
esky in the boot,
Kelpie by my side,
singing Christmas songs,
It's Summer time and I am in
my singlet, shorts and thongs
Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut !,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.
Engine's getting hot;
we dodge the kangaroos,
The swaggie climbs aboard,
he is welcome too.
All the family's there,
sitting by the pool,
Christmas Day the Aussie way,
by the barbecue.
Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.
Come the afternoon,
Grandpa has a doze,
The kids and Uncle Bruce,
are swimming in their clothes.
The time comes 'round to go,
we take the family snap,
Pack the car and all shoot through,
before the washing up.
Oh! Jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle all the way,
Christmas in Australia on a scorching summers day, Hey!
Jingle bells, jingle bells, Christmas time is beaut!,
Oh what fun it is to ride in a rusty Holden Ute.
Chelskiman |
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| Merry Xmas |
Dec 17, 2007 |
Hey, I hope you have fun in Europe, since you'll be gone so long, i'll wish you merry christmas
RKOed
RKOed |
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Dec 06, 2007 |
 the only thing more awesome than being part of a Excalibur fangirl craze, is..you smothered with a bucket of hot cheese ...k that was odd, xD <3
Excalibur |
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| i guess i'll stamp then |
Nov 26, 2007 |
Hey, thankx for helping me out with my issues on the forums. AND it appears you like RPG's. I like your style...cause it is like me. Feel free to Sign my guestbook, i don't think anyone else has...
Der_di_das |
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| jombibdoowop |
Nov 11, 2007 |
Stamp because I like you Stamp because I like you Stamp because I like you Stamp because I like you Stamp because I like you Stamp because I like you Stamp because I like you Stamp because I like you Stamp because I like you Stamp because I like you Stamp because I like you
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