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| You are the very essence of a modern homosexual |
 Jul 21, 2008 |
I am the very model of the modern homosexual,
I'm stylish, good at cooking, a good-looking intellectual,
At passing legislation though, I'm largely ineffectual,
I'm sometimes into S&M, as long as it's consensual.
I'm clever with the crudités, especially asparagus,
And I ignore Republicans whenever they disparage us,
I think about adoption when I shop for baby carriages,
While planning out my Boston trip and thinking of gay marriages.
I decorate with tasteful sprays of flowers and dried ears of corn,
And I would not be caught dead in an outfit that I've already worn.
For esoteric sex acts that are highly unconventional,
I am the very model of a modern homosexual.
I love to make an entrance at a party, so I often dash in late,
I'm just an international male Calvin Klein fashion plate.
I've done so many drugs that my complexion's in an ashen state,
But underneath it all, I really try to be compassionate.
I love my gin and tonics, high colonics and old Piaf songs,
"I love the Women" "All About Eve" and the "The World of Suzie Wong",
My last trip to New York I shopped until I dropped at Bloomingdales,
From menswear down to fragrences, they never had such booming sales.
When I am in a gay bar, I know I'm the biggest bitch in there,
And I throw dinner parties just to show off my new kitchenware.
But still, in fashion, film, fine art and anything collectable,
I am the very model of a modern homosexual.
When I can differentiate 'twixt "fabulous!" and "exquisite",
When I see some androgynous club kid and know which sex is it,
When I know every detail of Miss Martha Stewart's living room,
When I know how much - retail - every what each who is giving whom.
When I have learned what progress has been made in modern sodomy,
When I know more of brainless boys than doctors of lobotomy,
In short with just a smattering of good cosmetic surgery,
I'll sidestep how unflattering I'd look from "binge and perjury".
My fancy for the Nancy Drew and Hardy Boys kid's mystery books,
And I how I throw a party surely puts me in the history books.
But still as a good-looking, good-at-cooking, intellectual, I am the very model of a modern homosexual.
Deis |
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| ^-^ |
Dec 25, 2007 |
 Hope you have a good one!
tidus04 |
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| =) |
Oct 07, 2007 |
Thank you for the PM.
Since you like my name so much...
here is it on a stamp. =)
-Kelly
Lovedove |
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| yo |
Jul 22, 2007 |
Just dropping by to say yo and to show off my first stamp evar.
Have a good one.
triforceofwisdom |
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| G'Day |
Jul 11, 2007 |
Hey Vik,
Just thought i would sign your GB cause i think your a good person and you are there when i am experience e-drama's 
Anyways, talk to later 
Chelskiman |
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| :3 |
Jul 01, 2007 |
VIKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!! I LURV YOUZ!!
Muah. <33
Empress Dowager Lu |
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| Hey |
May 12, 2007 |
Just met you recently, and you are pretty funny. Funny stuff is complimented with a signing.
Dragon |
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| Hi! |
Apr 24, 2007 |
Hey! Saw you on that Akon Thread, people can be really mean! Jeez! Well, it's nice to see nice people like you on the site, hope your doing well!
Red Steel |
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| Thanks and stuff (i guess) |
Apr 21, 2007 |
Thanks (I guess) for "helping me" kind of. Even though you haven't but you kind of did.
Well bye and if you have a chance could you sign my guestbook?
kingdom_girl |
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| Hey |
Apr 07, 2007 |
Happy Easter to a new friend!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luv ya!
trunksluver |
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