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Location: West Yorkshire, England    Member since: April 3rd, 2003    Profile views: 23239

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I taut I taw a pussy... Jul 18, 2008
cat! LOL don't be so dirty minded

Anyway, here's your new PA


Elite

Happy Birthday! <3 May 10, 2008
Happy b-day Saul. I hope you're having a great time!

Just too bad you haven't been active lately. I miss you. Anyway, have a nice one babe.


-taki

Taki

So... I herd u trayn me? Apr 05, 2008
I herd u trayn me so I stamp u! yayz for stamping! LAWLZ


Eclipse

.. Dec 16, 2007
Bonjour Madamme. Ou est le Christmas greetings.

Merry Christmas.


Willow Vampire

LOOL! May 26, 2007
Love the Bananas in Pyjamas Avatar it's neat Brings back memories from days as a kid *cries*

Sign my guestbook back please

WiLL Baxter 48

U_Give me something.... Apr 27, 2007
I think of you
And my thoughts run deep
You are the reason
I cannot sleep

The happiness
I feel inside
I cannot mask it
I cannot hide

The smiles you give me
The laughter to
Are part of who you are
Part of why I love you

My heart goes a flutter
Everytime we speak
The words you say
Make me weak

I never dreamed
Anyone could be
So caring and loving
The way you are to me

My inner feelings
Run deep in my soul
With thoughts of you
That make me whole

The dreams I have
The goals I make
In finding you
The risks I'll take

It's all good
It's you and me
This love, this future
Is all I see!


I wanted to be all fancy with hearts and stuff, but blondie took over and couldn't get it! =p


Final Fantasy Angel

GO DIE?! =O Apr 03, 2007


Dearest U_Turn,

This breakup letter should come as no surprise nor cause any heartache to someone as cold hearted as you. Time and again I've tried to get you to show me how much you care. Time and again I've been rudefully rebuffed.

I have emotions. I have needs. I have love to express. But Mr. Selfish you just don't care that you make me feel like my needs, emotions and loving intentions are shamefully wrong. Well news flash, U_Turn, they aren't. So, after 1 hour I'm ending this charade of a relationship in hopes of finding someone who is emotionally mature enough to love me like I need to be loved; anally.

Don't come crawling back on your hands and knees all lubed up and asking for a second chances because behind us are your chances of me loving your behind.

You see, to me and people who aren't dead inside like you, cornholing is a beautiful way of making love. It lets the cornholee (you) know that they are special and very important to the cornholer (me). The ironic things is how you always talked of taking our relationship to the next level, but you're just a man of words, not actions. You gave me lip service and I needed my ass serviced. I mean, what's more intimate and meaningful than making sweet beautiful anal love? Butt nooky isn't something you dive head first in with just anyone. No, the person whose tootsie roll hole you hammer is someone extra special. You can keep your vows and veils and rings and ceremonies. I want something that actually means something. A trip down Hershey Highway is infinitely more meaningful than one down the aisle. It says that what we have is something special, something so important to both of us that it can only be expressed by me lovingly plugging your pooper.

But no, you say its dirty. It's wrong. It goes against god. Well boo-*bleep*ing-hoo. To us in the real world with hearts that function, that's called love. You don't have to sugar coat it, I know how you really feel about me. Its obvious that your just hiding behind those absurd reasons because I am not the one for you. I truly hope you find the girl that you can bend in front of, jelly up, and unconditionally love. For me, that person was you. Sadly, my love, feelings and yearnings to poke you in the brown eye go unrequited.

Love,

Aya Chan

P.S. Give my regards to the next woman you decide to suck the life out of.

Aya Chan

Hey U_Turn! Mar 16, 2007


Hey! I've seen you around, and I want to be Neofriends. Please stamp back and add me to your Neofriends list. Much appreciated!

Sungod Okami

You smell like VD, but not really Mar 07, 2007
I have come to the conclusion that you are actually Juarez, Defender of Truth. As such, I demand the return of my torso, and also a 17% interest claim on your torso for it's use. I will gladly take my claim as your left arm, to be delivered at your convenience. Enjoy my torso while you can!
papsmcgee

New stamp Feb 18, 2006
Hey I have a new stamp:


and that promised wing of pig:


Willow
xx

Willow Vampire

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