| HI ROSS! |
 Apr 09, 2008 |
Well, hello. Fancy meeting you here.
Well, I've given your profile and related pages a quick "once-over" and have discovered a few, heh, "negatories". Just so everyone knows, Ross has maintained a false gamer image for, eh, going on a year now. Ross is, I regret to inform, not as incredibly articulate or as "rad" as he portrays himself to be. In fact, I've known Ross for 12 years. He's stolen my digital camera in an effort to take pictures of himself with his hair over his eyes. He's cried profusely over his jelly-roll, which was popped by a friend. He screamed wildly, "that cost me 800 points". Not to mention that fantastic video of Ross singing Bohemian Rhapsody while wearing my velvet sweet-heart necked dress. Good times, Ross, good times.
Here's a quick summary of the lies Ross has been feeding his neo-friends:
Things Ross said were his(/and or that are true) but are not-
"My Nintendo 64" from your NeoHome
that is my N64. Always was and always will be.
"Snuggling" In your interests
...What?
"Eyeliner" also in your interests.
not even going to touch that.
"Jagermeister"
do you even know what that is?
"Tattoos and piercings" Interests.
neither of which you have, and under the guidence of Sheila, never will.
"Children making children" dislikes.
...what?
Would you shoplift? Already Did
Would you dye your hair blue? Already Did
Would you be a vegitarian? I Am
in quizzes. Ah, Ross, you wouldn't dare shoplift. I know that much.
Also, you hair was never dyed blue. It was halloween and you sprayed your hair with temporary aircan-colour.
A vegetarian? No, Ross, I am the vegetarian. Remember when Mykel and I babysat you? You ate chicken. And enjoyed it. A lot.
N - Number Of Siblings 1 1/2
Stop calling your sister a "half" or I'll murder you.
From another quiz:
I Have a Nintendo 64 (no you don't)
I Love Brittney Derr (don't think I don't talk to her anymore. smooth move.)
I Usually play my Nintendo (let's hope you're not talking about my N64)
I Am Not a poser (that's a blatant lie)
--Points in Your Bio that are Completely False and can be Proven So--
"(By the way, I'm a vegetarian, I just ordered fries)" LIE
"There was only one road back to LA. US Interstate 15. Just a flat-out high-speed burn through barstal and berdue...then onto the Hollywood Freeway and straight into Frantic Oblivia. Safety... obscurity... just another freak in the freak kingdom... we had gone in search of the American dream... it had been a lame *bleep* around... a waste of time.... there was no point in looking back. *bleep* no, not today, thank you kindly. My heart was filled with joy. I felt like a monster reincarnation of Rachel Alger... a man on the move, and sick enough.. to be totally confindent"
IS THAT A QUOTE FROM FEAR AND LOATHING? BECAUSE IF IT IS, ROSS, I'M GOING TO FLAT OUT PWN YOU IN THE FACE WITH MY BOYFRIEND'S WII THAT YOU WILL NEVER PLAY WITH AGAIN.
And no, you do not own ANY of the following:
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask N64
Super Smash Bros. N64
Donkey Kong 64 N64
Super Mario 64 N64
Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards N64
Perfect Dark N64
So, don't rate them. they are not the product of your cash, they are the product of my fantastic bargaining skills at the flea market. you didn't know what Zelda was until I brought it to your attention, Douche.
--These were once again on your "own" list wrongfully--
The Legend of Zelda Collector's Edition
Donkey Kong 64
Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
Perfect Dark
Super Mario 64
Super Smash Bros. N64
The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
YOU GET MY SUPER SMASH BROTHERS 64 BACK NOW. YOU DO IT NOW, OR I'LL DO IT FOR YOU. I WILL BUST INTO YOUR SCHOOL AND HARASS EVERY AWKWARD 12-YEAR-OLD UNTIL HE GIVES IT UP.
oh, and p.s. Ross has always been afraid to play Perfect Dark, so I'm not sure why he said he's played it.
So, in conclusion, Ross is quite the fibber. Hope this didn't take up the entire 2 hour limit you've got on your laptop, Ross.
Oh, and thanks for calling me every Wednesday night.
Love,
Lyndsay
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| Hello! |
Mar 07, 2008 |
[/size=1]Restamping everybody who stamped me!
You'll be good with a few carrots >.>[/maroon]
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Mar 01, 2008 |
this is just to thank you for playing
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| Fine... |
Oct 12, 2007 |
Fine Fine
BEWARE CRAPPY STAMP ATTACK!!!
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| Get out your tissues... |
Oct 12, 2007 |
...Cuz my heart belongs to Roy
Enjoy FOO!
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