dwandswforlife

Two people use this account, Tim, and Heather.



ZTR IS JEALOUS THAT I PLAY STRIP POKER WITH EDL, AND I LOSE, ON PURPOSE, BUT I WIN IN THE END, IF YOU GET MY HINT, LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL


Neofriends:
Strategist_jeffo
Empress Dowager Lu
Yukimura_rocks
Unifrog
masamune is badass
Koeiman11
pirate master yori
Matt J
auron_is_awsome12
dmf_dymasty
dynasty lewis
rezegen
Lord_YuJin
shu fighter
Divine Dragoon98




Tim: lal alla la a
*random noise*
Tim: o.0
*more noises TV turns on*
Tim: hmm. *sits and watches TV*
*Gundam turns on*
Tim: NUUUUU...nuuuu i spent enough of my life with you Gundam series
*TV's ominous glow of Gundam is pulling Tim back*
Tim: no no no Gundam leave me alone, i need a life, leave me alone.....
*TV's ominous glow attracts Tim*
Tim: Must not watch Gundam.... must not watch.
*Tim is in a trance from watching Gundam*
Tim: 0.0 XP~







Sex, when it's romantic, is the best ever.

Sex in a car park with a desperate friend is a letdown. Avoid that one.

I told you not to let U_Turn persuade you...
I sent him the bill for the severe therapy ... And he still hasn't sent his child support cheque
I suppose he told you it was his first time too?

That's just an excuse for why he's so bad in the sack.
I still have the flashbacks ... No U_Turn ... You've been drinking but it's not an excuse ... Please don't touch me there ...