Describe what you're up to in 140 characters
You know it's gonna be a good story when out starts out with, "So this bitch..."
Ok.... Tigrex... Ftw?!
Dad- "what the *bleep* is that?!" Kid- "um... *bleep*?" Dad- "awesome!!!"
The hell with it, go *bleep* your ***.
See, ma?! He's ovah der!!!
All I'm trynna say is get back, click-clack, blaw.
That awkward moment when you realize the person on the other end of the phone is having sex.
That awkward moment when you realize the person on the other end of the phone is haing sex.
Hahahahahahaha.... Youre going right into my trap by reading my profile........
White! Said the pornstar.Green! said the treehugger.Blue! said the diver.Black! said the cotton-picker.
If Man had wings...................would there be airplanes??
Twin epathy? EPIC FAIL! (No offense to Machienz and Twin-Master)
is VERY pissed off.
is watching you.*wicked evil laugh*
will haunt you if you dont read his profile
happy kill barney the dinosaur day!!!!
there is no losers,only people that dont win