TAKE IT TAKE IT UP THA BUM
i ate squidwards tenticle
Omgg heyyy bbyyyy. <333
Omg I was sitting at the table and thought of when we had an evil kazoo haunting your bedroom door and I started laughing and everyone looked at me funny.
'Alahna is just such a sluzza....like she should kust piss off aye' Hayley HOW COULD YOU ;-;
ppl get wot dey deserve....ezza you can have maw dikz
like my status <3
omg all you sluzzas can justh do the DEERRRKKK mmmkay
omg ACNL is suh amazing omg omg STFU BITCH
censor my bonerrr
omg my head just fell off #yolo #swag
eating easter eggs before easter...YEH BITCH O:
HAPPYYY 7DD MU*bleep*AS
guess whos a munas? O: < YOU ARE HURHURHAWHAW!!!
WHY ARE YOU STARING AT MY STATUS YOU WEIRDO! GAWSHHH mmmkayy
mmmm look at my smexi status update MNNNYEAH..oh wait this isn't depressing enough..I mean WAHHHHHH sniff sniff I'm sad :(