Zhan Dathka

Man, it's been absolutely forever since I updated my profile. Over 2 years, actually. And really, a lot has changed since then. I'm an avid writer and Role Player (as you can see with my homepage link), but I'm VERY unreliable for activity within it ._.

Yeah, after about a 6 month sojourn, I've finally returned, and this time, I plan on staying (Though I say this probably EVERY TIME I come back... I call bullshit, Zhan!)

I may be 18, but I rarely (if ever) act my age. Legally being an adult doesn't mean I HAVE to be an adult, y'know? But that said, it doesn't mean I'm absolutely devoid of anything intelligent or insightful :P

Still playin' WoW, and I'm currently rockin' an 80 Subtlety Rogue on Dunemaul, so that's been fun. Glad everyone in my guild still remembers me XD

Apart from the RP forum, I'm rarely active on this site. Plenty of forums to browse through, but none of them really capture my interest. I guess it's 'cause those in RP feel too much like my family, I don't feel the same anywhere else XD

Quotes:

"No, I do not fear dying anymore than I fear living. Anymore than I fear dreaming! As the sun begins to edge its way to the horizon of my life, it brings with it the comfort of night and vivid dreams. What greater joy is there than to sleep eternally and embrace those desires? While I love my life, I can hardly express my excitement at the final fulfillment of my dreams. So, I shall live my life, but ever shall I look to the final dusk."
~Me

"Did you know that EVERY movie is kind of like Cool Runnings and Schindler's List?"
~Sammy

"You know how some babies are dropped on their heads?"
"Yes?"
"Yeah, I think I was thrown at a brick wall."
~Me and a friend

"Love Letter... Would *bleep*ing KILL him!"
~Me

"No! You can only equip that to a Warrior Monster!"
"Hungry Burger IS a Warrior!"
...
"How the hell... IS HUNGRY BURGER A WARRIOR?!"
~Peter's Incredulity over a Yu-Gi-Oh! card

"Drew get inside, or you'll melt in the rain!"
"First of all, I'm not sweet. Second, you're retarded."
~Me

"So yeah, basically don't stand in anything that looks like... boiling puddles of ass rapage."
~Kawk (WoW)

"A wild Dathka has appeared... again. RPing with you's like trying to catch Abra."
~Tiger of Wu

"Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. In those days we really believed that to be the world's one and only truth."
~Edward Elric

"If he did that, I would Sandra Bullock him and just walk out on the field."
"Yeah, but then he might Mel Gibson you."
~Teacher and Student

"Andrew, do you still want to be a male prostitute?"
"Rachel, what I tell you in confidence is not appropriate for math class!"
~Rachel and Andrew

"Drew, this is a one-way street!"
"*bleep* THE POLICE!"
~Timothy and Me

"I liked her much better fat and happy."
~Andrew

"Quick! I need the first super-power that pops into your head!"
"75% Levitation."
"God dammit, Drew. Be serious. I need this."
"Invisibility in the dark."
"Screw this."
~Freshman and Me