Happy Hershey's conspiracy day. (>'-')>
There is a certain faction within the alliance that is faltering and resenting my incredibly amazing leadership. The Rocky Road Rebels, headed by Tiger of Wu and Rust are now our enemies.
We shall fight. We shall never give in! We shall never relent! This is a battle for the Cake of Dreams, a Junk Food so holy and great, not even Gods can make it! So now, we march! For great justice! And great cake!
Take up your arms, prosthetic or real, and teach these rebels what it means to cross the Goddamn Cookie God!
Act now and you'll also receive a free Maxwell tattoo! (see avatar)
ARE YOU WITH ME, YEA OR NAY!?
Yeah. The December Holiday season is about spending lots of money on a lot of people you don't like, and spending twice as much money on people you actually do like (fortunately, there is more of the former than the latter) and faith. Well now the holiday is REALLY about faith, because you have no idea what you're celebrating. You just have to have faith that you're celebrating something.
Yes, I am making this all up without thinking it through even once. This is completely off the top of my head, so odds are, it makes no sense whatsoever.
I suppose you'll be wanting stamps, then. To explain how this new holiday started and what exactly it is.
Well, it all started on the morning after today (today being the 24th).
L was psyched for the receiving of gifts.
His elf, known as Bernard, approves of haz gifts.
After that, Satan's Fondue Party took over the plot and the holiday season, and we're not really sure what the hell happened after that, but somehow, this resulted:
The creation of Kwannukahmas. It's like Kwanzaa, Hanukkah, and Christmas combined, except without the religious/racial attachments. Also, it's funner to say than the other three by themselves.
So...yeah. A PLEASANT KWANNUKKAHMAS TO YOU!
From this point onward, this will be the only holiday I celebrate come the December Holiday season.
Also, the words happy and merry, or any other previous prefixes used in conjunction with Christmas, Kwanzaa, or Hanukkah, are not allowed. Thus the pleasantness.
Well, Lei is a firm believer that V-Day is a state of mind. (that, and she was too lazy to come up with a stamp on the actual date. )
Yesh. It's today where we're supposed to look at the TRUE meaning of love... Massacre and torrents of blood. ((Meh. The truth is the truth. No amount of chocolate will ever change that. )) .... Though I still want that chocolate. FORK IT OVER.
Sooo... Lei cherishes you as a friend, yadda yadda yadda, sentimental crap. XD
Who cares? Today is another excuse to get jacked up on sugar, so cherish the moment! >=D I mean, you can only have an excuse to do so on Halloween, Christmas, Easter, Thanksgiving, St. Patrick's day, Kwanzaa, Leif Erickson's Day, Presidents Day, International Candeh day, Lei Day (I assure you that someday, Lei's birthday will be a holiday. ), Martin Luther King day, Ramadan--
So, you know... Play match-maker for some muffins, or something.
Max out their love-points for the "good" ending.
((Yeah... She just compared love to a dating sim. Buy the girl what she wants,
and she'll undoubtedly fall head over heels for you. It's fool proof. ))
So There. >=P
Talk to ya soon,
Well, because I officially creep people out when I go trick-or-treating (who said getting older was fun? ;_; ) I, Will be sitting on my arse watching cheesy horror flicks sobbing over my lost youth and eating Reeses.
.. How do you eat YOUR Reeses?? Answer quickly, for at this very moment, a deadly nerve gas is filling your room. You only have 36.2780 seconds to live. *Evil laughter* . Just kidding! Its only a SEMI-Deadly nerve gas! Were gonna be okay!! *steals your candy while faking happiness* ~_~ (( That was a SAW reference, by the way . I need a cool nick name, like Jigsaw did! >=O ooo! Just call me . Crossword!! )
Yknow, this year, I was gonna go as a serial killer. I mean, they look JUST LIKE everyone else! 0_0 Its the perfect costume! I mean, did they ever suspect Mister Rogers of being a serial killer?? NO! Not until that last moment, when He snapped poor little Donkey Hodie . ;_; But I even had my first victim planned out! >=o Behold!
Magically Delicious my Ass!! ((shes got them slogans messed up . ))
Sigh . Well, I guess this spastic message is coming to an end So I have one final thing for you
MY CORNEAS!!! X_x
h-a-p-p-y c-a-n-d-y d-a-y!!! *hugNkisses*
P.S-thanks for keeping the Riddle and Letter Game threads alive!
You've been stamped by GSF!
But I added you in to my PM. I added igloooooooooo to my friend list too. Also CONGRADULATIONS (TRIMUPH) you are the 2nd person to sign my guest book