When Bruce Banner gets angry he turns into the hulk. When the hulk gets angry he turns into Chuck Norris.

There are no such things as lesbians, only women who have not met Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

Someone once videotaped Chuck Norris getting pissed off. It was called Walker: Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

Chuck Norris originally appeared in the "Street Fighter II" video game, but was removed by Beta Testers because every button caused him to do a roundhouse kick. When asked bout this "glitch," Norris replied, "That's no glitch."


Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.

Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.

Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany
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