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Kitten huffing is a great alternative to normal street drugs and vitamins. It is well known that ingesting kittens has its side effects, so please, don't huff more than two or three a day. Kitten-related human fatalities are no joke.

Step-by-step Instructions
1. Catch a live kitten.
2. Cup hands around kitten's head leaving a small hole for you to put your mouth around.
3. Inhale strongly until you have sucked the soul from the kitten.
5. Ride the snake. Don't fight it. You feel'n that shit yet? Yeeeeaah.
f. Discard the kitten at your closest Kitten Recycling Center. Don't be a dick. Recycle. It's good for the bottle, it's good for the cat.

Some say that the high you feel from kitten huffing comes from absorbing the soul exiting the body. Others say it is the post-mortem gases that the kitten expels that give the practice its euphoric effects.
Additionally, kitten huffing risks eternal damnation, as it is one of the Seven Deadly Sins...but man, the experience is WICKED.
In case of emergency contact your nearest Poison Control Centre. And for God's sake make sure you're huffing the correct end of the kitten.

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