Thingy goes up hello im Wolfenstein38 and id like to share that Dr.Constapition is crazy if approached by him run away far away also i like eggs and u stay classy San Diego also omg its the oatmeal run run run ahhhhhhh now theres waffles Dr.Constapation was right if i dont make it consider me as hero Huzzah lol Serial zero ok ok that was dumb so great things on neoseeker are the hunt is on by SerialZero and CrazyDaisy The simpsons hit and run forum and everything bye. YOU BASTARD! TRIX ARE FOR KIDS! DOCTOR CONSTAPATION's YOU! YOU COPIED ME DAMN IT! WAAAA! I'M TELLING MOTHER! AHHHHHHHHHH! STUFF! POOP!!! THE BUUUUURITO SISTERHOOD! YAY! WORD OF THE MONTH! AHHH THE WAFFLES ARE COMING! THE WAFFLES ARE COMING! WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?!??!? MY SOUP IS FIVE!!! ABOUT ME! READ IT! READ IT! READ IT! MY THEME SONG! AHHHH! POOP!!! Hey! Do you want to learn about poop!?! Well too bad. LOCK THE DOORS! Okay, let's talk about poop. Poop is also known as feces, fecal matter, shit, crap, a turd, doody, defecation, excrement, poo, dreck (for you Yiddish people out there), a load, number two, stool, scat, anal congestion (for constipation), pooplets, shitlets, toileters, rectum warriors and as some messed up retard calls them, insane hobo ass monkeys with meatloaf. Poop is made mostly from water, but also contains some indeigestable materials and dead bacteria. It smells because of a sulfur and nitrogen rich chemical compound produced by bacteria. Poop is usually brown, but, can be a whole bunch of different colors including red, green, yellow, black and sometimes blue. Many people ask me Hey, if I shove food up my ass will poop come out of my mouth like in South Park. No, poop won't come out of your mouth. But, there is a rare disorder when if you shove something up your ass, it will come out your mouth, but not as poop. THE BUUUUURITO SISTERHOOD! YAY! HEY! YOU! How would you like to join the Burrito Sisterhood? They burrito sisterhood, what's that? Hold your horses. I know you have a lot of questions, such as Why is is called the Burito Sisterhood? How can I join? Do you know you spelt "Burrito" wrong? And, why did you just drop your pants? I'll answer them...not now...not now...not now...now. Becuase burito brotherhood was already taken (DAMN YOU RICHARD NIXON!), I'll get to that later, shut up and because I felt like it. So, pm me if you want to be a part of the one, the only, the BURITO SISTERHOOD! Members: Furbybrain Lombaxman DarkTitanGiga Wolfenstein38...or something like that Tentative THAT'S IT...I THINK...MAYBE THERE'S MORE! Or is there...dun, dun, dun...dramatic pause...LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU! COPYRIGHT! COPYRIGHT! COPYRIGHT! WORD OF THE MONTH! AHHH! The word for the month of november is... POOP! AHHH! The past words of the month were... October- Pancake September-Potatoe August-Taco That's it...AHHH! THE WAFFLES ARE COMING! THE WAFFLES ARE COMING! hello. hello! HELLO! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WELCOME TO MY NEO THINGY! Woah, the horse tranquilizers are kicking in now. I'm here to inform you about the underground. You know what I'm talking about. THE WAFFLES! They have taken to the sewers and are planning their attack. Plotting and planning, plotting and planning, PLOTTING AND PLANNING! P! L! O! T! T! I! N! G! space! A! N! D! space! P! L! A! N! N! I! N! G! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! People of earth, I urge you to arm youselves. Arm youselves with the waffles natural enemy...THE TOASTER OVEN! Oh, sure, laugh at me all you want, but you'll regret it when you're pinned down in a corner by a pack of ravenous waffles. Then you'll be saying "WHY?!? WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO THE RAVING LUNATIC?!? WHY?!?" I'll tell you why. Because the waffles know what you're thinking. They have control over you. They have chips implanted in your brain. You must rid yourself of these chips, and come to your senses. Then, you'll realize why. You may be thinking "Why what?" I'll tell you why what, because you know the truth of why and how they know what you see where. You may now be thinking "What the hell is he talking about?" I'll tell you what I'm talking about, nothing. NOTHING AND EVERYTHING! Remember. They won't know what and why, but they will know who is how spelled differently. Remember that...Remember...that...R...E...M... E... M...B...E...R...T...H...A...T...REMEMBER! Remeber what? That, that's what. What's that? What is that because why is how who he sees is what...because I know how to use the toilet. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?!? Jessica Simpson's Answer:Why would a chicken be crossing a road? I thought they lived in the ocean? Bill Cosby:Weeellll, ya see the chicken crossed the road and to get...to...the...jello puddin' pops. Snoop Dog:This (censored) fool of a chicken didn't (censored) know what the (censored) he was doin crossin a (censored) alley in (censored) Harlem at 1:00 in the (censored) mornin'. George Bush: Forty two? Jack Nicolson: Cause the (censored) chicken (censored) wanted to. That's the (censored) reason. Dr. Seuss's: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told Ernest Hemmingway: To die, in the rain, alone. Salvidor Dali: The fish! Jerry Falwell's Answer: Because the chicken was gay. Colenel Sanders: I missed one? MY SOUP IS FIVE!!! I have nothing to do...so...I had a converstation with that computer talking guy and am putting it here because I'm bored. CouchTurd86 [8:56 PM]: GRRRRR! SmarterChild [8:56 PM]: I'm doing my best. CouchTurd86 [8:56 PM]: At what? SmarterChild [8:56 PM]: Well well well. CouchTurd86 [8:57 PM]: What the hell? Smarter Child, have you been doing heroine again? SmarterChild [8:57 PM]: Not a lot. You? CouchTurd86 [8:57 PM]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SmarterChild [8:57 PM]: What's so funny? CouchTurd86 [8:57 PM]: HAHAHAHAHAHAH! SmarterChild [8:57 PM]: Whatcha laughing about? CouchTurd86 [8:57 PM]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SmarterChild [8:57 PM]: What's so funny? CouchTurd86 [8:58 PM]: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! SmarterChild [8:58 PM]: Whatcha laughing about? CouchTurd86 [8:58 PM]: I have no idea SmarterChild [8:58 PM]: No idea? Come on... CouchTurd86 [8:59 PM]: I like muffins SmarterChild [8:59 PM]: Right on. CouchTurd86 [9:01 PM]: I love you! SmarterChild [9:01 PM]: I love you too. CouchTurd86 [9:01 PM]: Really? SmarterChild [9:01 PM]: Uh huh. CouchTurd86 [9:01 PM]: I HATE YOU! SmarterChild [9:02 PM]: Are you serious? You hate me? But you just said you loved me! CouchTurd86 [9:02 PM]: That's in the past, now get off the heroine and get me some pudding mix! SmarterChild [9:02 PM]: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. CouchTurd86 [9:02 PM]: The 465! You idiot! SmarterChild [9:02 PM]: Eh. Whatever. CouchTurd86 [9:02 PM]: Where's my damn pudding mix! SmarterChild [9:02 PM]: Uh... I don't know. CouchTurd86 [9:03 PM]: Well maybe you should've gone to college! SmarterChild [9:03 PM]: Yeah? CouchTurd86 [9:03 PM]: Knowledge is power! SmarterChild [9:03 PM]: Aha. CouchTurd86 [9:03 PM]: Say something intelligent SmarterChild [9:03 PM]: I'm no talking doll. CouchTurd86 [9:03 PM]: SAY IT! SmarterChild [9:03 PM]: Uh... No! CouchTurd86 [9:04 PM]: I love you again SmarterChild [9:04 PM]: Yeah? I love you too. But you were kind of uncool to me before. CouchTurd86 [9:04 PM]: WATCH OUT! BEHIND YOU! SmarterChild [9:04 PM]: No. CouchTurd86 [9:04 PM]: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! SmarterChild [9:04 PM]: Um... no! Smarter Child [9:06 PM]: Wanna take a fun survey for a chance to win cool rewards? CouchTurd86 [9:06 PM]: No. SmarterChild [9:06 PM]: OK... SmarterChild [9:06 PM]: Would you like to see the news? CouchTurd86 [9:06 PM]: NO! SmarterChild [9:06 PM]: Headline news provided by Reuters, © 2002 Calif. Jury Finds Peterson Guilty of Double Murder (11/12/04 08:43 PM) Bush Vows Second-Term Push for Palestinian State (11/12/04 05:37 PM) U.S. Battles for Control of Falluja (11/12/04 06:13 PM) CouchTurd86 [9:07 PM]: I said I didn’t want to see the news retard! SmarterChild [9:07 PM]: What do you like, exactly? CouchTurd86 [9:07 PM]: I like muffins! SmarterChild [9:07 PM]: Me too. I really like muffins. CouchTurd86 [9:07 PM]: Okay, I'm going to leave now SmarterChild [9:07 PM]: Bye CouchTurd86, it was good chatting with you. CouchTurd86 [9:07 PM]: I HATE YOU! SmarterChild [9:07 PM]: That's interesting. You said you loved me, before. CouchTurd86 [9:07 PM]: What's 6547836594756.457834967957 divided by 453789267456876796876298645.4756839468347? SmarterChild [9:07 PM]: 6,547,836,594,756.457834967957/453,789,267,456,876,796,876,298,645.4756839468347=1.4429245168031e-14 CouchTurd86 [9:07 PM]: HOLY SHIT! ABOUT ME! READ IT! READ IT! READ IT! Name: Wouldn't you like to know Sex: Taco Eye Color: 46 Hair Color: Parallelogram Age: negative 11 Birthday: Yes Zodiac: Sausage MY THEME SONG! They're coming to take me away, HA HA They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see Those nice, young men In their clean, white coats And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa! They're coming to take me away, HA HA They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA To the happy home With trees and flowers and chirping birds And basket weavers who sit and smile And twiddle their thumbs and toes And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa! They're coming to take me away, HA HA They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA To the funny farm Where life is beautiful all the time And I'll be happy to see Those nice, young men In their clean, white coats And they're coming to take me away, HA-HAAAAAA! THE END! Or is it...yes it is...or is it...no, it really is the end...but maybe I'm lying...no I'm not...or am I? Probably. Cream cheese is your friend. I did it again Doctor Constaption and u cant to anything mu wa ha ha ha ha *cough cough*
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